I'm going to look pretty darn intelligent when I'm annihilated by a #thermonuclear blast. #IToldYouSo
All my surviving critics will have so much egg on their faces.
Too bad I won't be alive to see it!
#LastLaugh #Whimper
A dark brick wall with a cross on it in lighter brickwork The Wonder of the Cross 40 Days with the Music of Vicky Beeching
Back from General Synod and the glory of a time of retreat & reflection and straight into the first full week of Lent
Some go cyber-silent for 40 Days but many people need this space
So, No #ToPray #ToPonder or #Txt4today
But, yes Daily Lent words on Vicky Beeching’s music & an occasional #LastLaugh
A cup of tea with the tag from a tea bag on the side of it What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality…..
#LastLaugh
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality…..
A cartoon of a king Why is the United Kingdom the wettest country? Because the King reigns...
#LastLaugh
Why is the United Kingdom the wettest country?
Because the King reigns...
A cartoon of a frog wearing sunglasses In summer do frogs wear open toad sandals…..?
#LastLaugh
In summer do frogs wear open toad sandals…..?
A cartoon of a man in a red top and blue shorts getting ready to lift weights Why did the Gym close down? It didn't work out..
#LastLaugh
Why did the Gym close down?
It didn't work out..
A cartoon of a ginger haired woman teacher holding a book and a stylus How do English teachers greet each other? Haven’t we metaphor….?
#LastLaugh
How do English teachers greet each other?
Haven’t we metaphor….?
A tub of yoghurt Why did the yoghurt go to the Opera? Why not? It is cultured…..
#LastLaugh
Why did the yoghurt go to the Opera?
Why not? It is cultured…..
A cartoon of a young buffalo What did the buffalo say when his child went off to University? Bison.…
#LastLaugh
What did the buffalo say when his child went off to University?
Bison.…
A cartoon of a white woman whispering in to another white woman’s ear Why is it impolite to say 288? Because it is too gross …..
#LastLaugh
Why is it impolite to say 288?
Because it is too gross …..
A cartoon of an orange smoke alarm with a smiley face You know you’re bad at cooking when you use the smoke alarm as a timer…..
#LastLaugh
You know you’re bad at cooking when you use the smoke alarm as a timer…..
A cartoon of an angry crab Why don't crabs donate to charity? They are shellfish...
#LastLaugh
Why don't crabs donate to charity?
They are shellfish...
A cartoon of a cave man carving a stone wheel Before the wheel was invented everything was a complete drag …..
#LastLaugh
Before the wheel was invented everything was a complete drag …..
A black and white picture of two Boy Scouts tying knots Are Scouts a knot-for-profit Organisation…?
#LastLaugh
Are Scouts a knot-for-profit Organisation…?
A picture of Robert Burns Hurt my arm this morning and was in hospital for an x-ray. As I was sitting waiting to be seen, the lad next to me says ‘Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face! Great chieftain o' the puddin race!’ I turned my head round to the lady sat on my other side and she said Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie O, what a panic's in thy breastie! Surprised, I said to the next doctor walking past, ‘Here mate is this the psychiatric ward?’ He says, ‘No sorry, this is the Burns unit.’
#LastLaugh
Making absolutely no apologies for posting this on Burns Night
Scots 🏴 wa’hae
A cartoon of a child dressed as a pirate at the end of a plank of wood When I was a child I was made to walk the plank We couldn't afford a dog.….
#LastLaugh
When I was a child I was made to walk the plank
We couldn't afford a dog.….
A cartoon of a pool on a holiday resort I've just been on a once in a lifetime holiday Never again…..
#LastLaugh
I've just been on a once in a lifetime holiday
Never again…..
Disney’s Snow White surrounded by the seven dwarves Ineeded an eight character long password so I chose Snow White and…..
#LastLaugh
Ineeded an eight character long password so I chose Snow White and…..
A cartoon of brightly coloured cutlery I used to live hand to mouth Then I discovered cutlery….
#LastLaugh
I used to live hand to mouth
Then I discovered cutlery….
Londoners love wathcing changing history of capital through photographs. Visited #ATLASGallery for #ElliottErwitt's #LastLaugh exhibition Wednesday. Actually swam through this very spot in Serpentine in @theroyalparks.bsky.social Hyde Park, 46 years later.
#LetsGuide #UniquelyLondon #ALondonersLife4
A picture of an Amazon credit card If you get pregnant in the Amazon is it next day delivery...?
#LastLaugh
If you get pregnant in the Amazon is it next day delivery...?
A photo of two mustard coloured corduroy cushions on a beige sofa Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines....
#LastLaugh
Have you heard about corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines....
A colourful cartoon of the fraction ½ There's a fine line between a denominator and a numerator Only a fraction of people understand this….
#LastLaugh
There's a fine line between a denominator and a numerator
Only a fraction of people understand this….
A silhouette of Morecambe and Wise holding hands skipping If there were Three Morecambe and Wise men... I bring you fun. I bring you sunshine. I bring you love.
#LastLaugh
If there were Three Morecambe and Wise men...
I bring you fun.
I bring you sunshine.
I bring you love.
Fed's Powell says administration has threatened him with a criminal indictment over his Senate testimony - www.reuters.com/business/fin... #lastlaugh on #POTUS
A cartoon of a worn out tired mum holding a baby If a child refuses to take a nap are they resisting a rest..?
#LastLaugh
If a child refuses to take a nap are they resisting a rest..?
#LastLaugh
There is no #LastLaugh today
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A cartoon of a brown bull Why do bulls make terrible salesmen? They charge too much…..
#LastLaugh
Why do bulls make terrible salesmen?
They charge too much…..
Multicoloured writing on a T-shirt Things we did: Built this city, shot the sheriff Things we didn’t do: Start the fire, shoot the deputy Things we want to do: Break free, know what love is Things we will do: Rock you, anything for love Things we won’t do: That.
#LastLaugh
Things we did:
Built this city, shot the sheriff
Things we didn’t do:
Start the fire, shoot the deputy
Things we want to do:
Break free, know what love is
Things we will do:
Rock you, anything for love
Things we won’t do:
That.
A cartoon of a blue alarm clock with a smiley face Never share a secret with a clock. Time will tell…..
#LastLaugh
Never share a secret with a clock.
Time will tell…..
