It's been a long, painful, stressful day. I'm laying here trying to decide if mastubating will help me relax, or just make it all worse.

Decisions, decisions.

#LateNightBrain

me: I need to go to bed early tonight
also me at 2:34 AM: reading Wikipedia articles about haunted lighthouses

#JustMeThings #LateNightBrain #Can’tSleepClub

Me at 2 AM: I need to sleep.
Also me at 2 AM: If a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie? 🤔🍅🥤

Life’s big questions always hit hardest when you should be asleep. What’s your weirdest late-night thought? Let’s hear it. 👇

#RandomThoughts #LateNightBrain #OverthinkingAgain