Musk Forms Dept. Of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE) He boasted that he was “taking DOGE to the next level.”

News bulletin: The underaged “tech bros”working on DOUCHE have agreed to let Mike Johnson hold their penises while they destroy Democracy.

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