#legalDisclaimer
Introduction
This X account is entirely fictional. If you have depression or mental problems, I suggest you go to the nearest police station and apply for a job. Your chances are good my love.
#satireInBleu
Alternatively, google your nearest 5 star brothel.
#inaVagLove
Hehe should probably delete that shortly, social meeja policies and aw. I *did* say "most of them." #LegalDisclaimer #NatAwMLAs
Of course I wouldn't. You see nothing. #legaldisclaimer 😉
The Inferno Report's legal team insists we clarify that *The Beast* is in no way affiliated with Mr. Beast. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or deceased, is purely coincidental... and hellishly entertaining. 🔥 #InfernoReport #LegalDisclaimer
Of course, we don’t expect you to do anything with that last bit of information; it’s for “informational purposes” only. #LegalDisclaimer
