What do you call sitting on the couch for the whole week between Christmas and New Years? Motion in Limine! #legaljoke #happyholidays #iwrotethisjokebecause theyremyfavoritetypeofmotion

They should practice on ham sandwiches first. #legaljoke

Friday's papers: Injustice in Finland, working for nothing and Finnish knock-offs Can girls and women trust the Finnish legal system?

YES. #Finland is failing girls and women with ‘convictions’ of rape and murder rarely given any jail time- appearance, presumed age (wtaf!) or state of the girl/woman questioned regardless of what was done TO her. It is #shameful, yle.fi/a/74-20177609 #justiceforgirls #legaljoke @yle.naamio.social

Vance is a disgrace to the #YaleLawSchool.

Vance went on twitter last night and did a whole routine asking what’s the deal with due process. Basically Vance thinks the Constitution doesn’t matter if it would be a hassle
#FakeConstitutionalist #LegalJoke thehill.com/homenews/adm...

My boss thinks he’s ’with it’ when he uses his spice Girls 2 become 1 witty reference re. Nil Rate Band allowances 🤦‍♀️ #totp #legalJoke #1996