Certain people
Would sooner lose you
Than be held accountable
For hurting you

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"Ad Girls' $32K campaign: Proof that even in advertising, sometimes the only thing growing is your regret. 🌱💸 #AgencyFail #MoneyPit #LessonsLearnedTheHardWay"

When you finally experience an earthquake and you’re no where close to your earthquake kit 😂 follow me for more tips on what not to do and #lessonslearnedthehardway

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Don't listen to your AirPods when shovelling the snow.
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today's hint & tip

if you go somewhere, like a museum, and the ticket is valid for a year, save it somewhere handy just in case!

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7/8 The dictionary went flying. Then me, courtesy of his backhand. First lesson in advanced placement: being smart just gives people more creative ways to hurt you.

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But so, so true. Though he neglected a discussion of where downspouts deposit their flows....

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Protip: When parking a vehicle on an incline, always use the parking brake. #LessonsLearnedTheHardWay

My bathtub has a spot in the bottom that, although now clean, is also as rough as sandpaper. #LessonsLearnedTheHardWay