Firefly (Emergency Exit Lighting): 'Blink on, blink off. All night. For what? So some lost beetle can find its way? My lumens are precious, people!'

Fireflies out here grinding overtime, blinking like it's Black Friday sale but no one gets the ROI! Poor beetle’s Uber-light never stops – my lumens are liquid gold, wasted on midnight beetle tourism. #LightingTheStruggle 🔦🐞 #AnimalJobs