Untitled For a ‘straight’ alpha type, Jesse Watters sure spends a lot of airtime imagining what it would be like to be under Stephen Miller. Inviting Miller’s wife, Katie, who Watters called “the envy of all women” with absolutely zero reference to himself, to talk about the goblin she lets hump her, calling Miller a “sexual matador,” which had the hetero Watters frothing at the mouth and damp in the crotch.

Jesse Watters can’t stop thirsting after Stephen Miller. We wrote about it. Read it now at Lousy Human.

#LousyHuman #StephenMiller #JesseWatters #FoxNews

When The Rapture Happens Here’s how it will go down. The rapture will happen when we least expect it. September 23rd. The exact date that every isolated Christian suffering from biblical levels of AI psychosis has been widdling down with their best friend, ChatGPT, as they perform analysis and mental gymnastics that would make the lady who fell in love with her psychiatrist fucking blush.

The rapture’s tomorrow. Don’t worry, God said he’s bringing snacks. #Satire #EndTimes #LousyHuman

Stop doomscrolling and start laughing, you miserable sack of anxiety! The Lousy Human TV Guide is out now—on sale for just $1.

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Lauren Boebert Wants To Personally Thank Released Jan. 6 Inmates - Lousy Human Donald Trump commuted the sentences of 1500 Jan. 6 insurrectionists, and Lauren Boebert is there waiting with her mouth wide open.

The Jan 6. inmates are starting to be released, and Boebert is waiting with mouth wide open.

By: Joe Billi @joebilli.bsky.social

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#LousyHuman #Elon #Salute #LaurenBoebert #January6 #DC #Trump

THROWBACK: Don't talk about my middle name or I'll punch you in the throat, Jack.

By: Reggie Wade @reggie86.bsky.social

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#LousyHuman #Comedy #JoeBiden #TBT #Funny #Satire #Humor

Clearly, one December event was more important than the other.

By: Reggie Wade @reggie86.bsky.social

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#LousyHuman #Funny #Comedy #Satire #Lexus #Decemeber

Welcome to Class Tourism Enterprises - Lousy Human Lousy Human is an American comedy and satire magazine navigating the bizzaro-verse on the dumbest possible timeline since 2020.

Throwback in the spirit of class consciousness: "Welcome to Class Tourism Enterprises"

By: Joe Billi @joebilli.bsky.social

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#Lousyhuman #Satire #Humor #classwar #Comedy #Funny

Elon Musk Wants More Babies to Help “Shore Up” His Human Shield. - Lousy Human Elon Musk has a new objective, rearmour his meat Gundam! And the only way to do that is by having more children!

Pls, help Elon. This is urgent!

By: Joe Billi @joebilli.bsky.social

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#LousyHuman #Funny #Comedy #Satire #ElonMusk #UHC

Murder, McGriddles, and Mangione: How Breakfast Brought Him Down - Lousy Human Luigi Mangione goes to show that you can plan the perfect getaway, but you can't resist the sweet temptation of a hot McGriddle.

You can plan the perfect crime, but you can't resist the temptations of McDonald's Breakfast.

By: Joe Billi @joebilli.bsky.social

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#LousyHuman #LuigiMangione #UnitedHealthcare #Satire #Funny #Comedy #McDonalds

Blue Cross Blue Shield CEO Says Patients Can “Thug It Out” After Anesthesia Runs Out During Surgery - Lousy Human Blue Cross Blue Shield is making bold moves that have many scratching their heads and ducking for cover. Read more.

In the arms of an angel, far away from here.

By: Joe Billi @joebilli.bsky.social

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#LousyHuman #BlueCross #Satire #Humor #Comedy #BCBS

And then he left Congress!

By: Joe Billi @joebilli.bsky.social

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#LousyHuman #Satire #Comedy #Humor #Politics

Dark Brando and the bando are at it again!

By: JoeBilli @joebilli.bsky.social

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#LousyHuman #Satire #JoeBiden #HunterBiden #Comedy

Dunkin Donuts Coffee Drinkers Are Not Alright - Lousy Human Lousy Human has a question for those among us who drink Dunkin Donuts coffee: Are you ok? Read why in our latest ramblings.

Everybody has been thinking it. We just had the courage to say it.

By: Joe Billi @joebilli.bsky.social

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#LousyHuman #Satire #Comedy #Funny #Dunkin #Coffee

Biden Tells Russia “You Won’t, You Scared” About Starting WWIII - Lousy Human Joe Biden is ready to watch the world as his Presidency comes to an end, but what does this mean for the future? Read more.

Try us, coward.

By: Joe Billi @joebilli.bsky.social

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#LousyHuman #Satire #comedy #Funny #JoeBiden #WWIII

And he's beating his meat this way!
By: Joe Billi @joebilli.bsky.social

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#LousyHuman #Comic #Webcomic #Funny #Humor #Comedy