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Deep red-purple liquid medicine in a spoon. 

~~~ 

Part 1: 

The warmth of the Caribbean sun is not that different than it was in winter, but everyone can feel that spring is in the air. It’s a crying shame Lucius is too miserable to take advantage of it. 

Yesterday Lucius had chills and body aches. Today he’s experiencing unbearable exhaustion; he spent most of his time in bed, but not in the way he wanted. 

The shuffling of boots, paws, and claws reaches Lucius’s long ears from the deck above his and Pete’s room. He picks up faint moans from Frenchie and Wee John’s room (they must have begun their courtship while he was asleep). It reminds him that he hasn’t performed a courtship with his matelot or their f*ck buddy Izzy. 

Lucius’s mind drifts to what he wants to wear (or not wear) when he and Pete dance under the stars. His imagination moves on to more saucy fantasies when his human lover knocks gently on the door and enters. 

“Hey, babe. I got the medicine from Roach. He said to take a spoonful now and another tomorrow,” Pete coos. He reaches out to push back sweaty strands of hair from his matelot’s scrunched-up face. 

Lucius sits up and groans. He’s grateful for Pete and Izzy taking turns keeping him company, but he wants sex and sleep, not icky red liquid from their half-mad chef and doctor. His blanket falls from his shoulders to his lap. He grips its edge and pulls it back against his furry chest. 

Pete kisses Lucius on the forehead and opens the bottle in his hands. He takes a napkin-wrapped spoon from his pocket and pours the medicine in it. 

Lucius begrudgingly opens his mouth to accept the spoon and swallows the gross fluid before he can get too much on his tongue. His face twists in displeasure, “Blech! Does he make that sh!t vile on purpose?” 

“Sorry, honeybun,” Pete softly smiles in empathy. 

“Not your fault, babe.” 

Pete offers his canteen of water, which the sick rabbit hybrid eagerly takes a swig from and sighs, “Oh my god, thank you!”

Deep red-purple liquid medicine in a spoon. ~~~ Part 1: The warmth of the Caribbean sun is not that different than it was in winter, but everyone can feel that spring is in the air. It’s a crying shame Lucius is too miserable to take advantage of it. Yesterday Lucius had chills and body aches. Today he’s experiencing unbearable exhaustion; he spent most of his time in bed, but not in the way he wanted. The shuffling of boots, paws, and claws reaches Lucius’s long ears from the deck above his and Pete’s room. He picks up faint moans from Frenchie and Wee John’s room (they must have begun their courtship while he was asleep). It reminds him that he hasn’t performed a courtship with his matelot or their f*ck buddy Izzy. Lucius’s mind drifts to what he wants to wear (or not wear) when he and Pete dance under the stars. His imagination moves on to more saucy fantasies when his human lover knocks gently on the door and enters. “Hey, babe. I got the medicine from Roach. He said to take a spoonful now and another tomorrow,” Pete coos. He reaches out to push back sweaty strands of hair from his matelot’s scrunched-up face. Lucius sits up and groans. He’s grateful for Pete and Izzy taking turns keeping him company, but he wants sex and sleep, not icky red liquid from their half-mad chef and doctor. His blanket falls from his shoulders to his lap. He grips its edge and pulls it back against his furry chest. Pete kisses Lucius on the forehead and opens the bottle in his hands. He takes a napkin-wrapped spoon from his pocket and pours the medicine in it. Lucius begrudgingly opens his mouth to accept the spoon and swallows the gross fluid before he can get too much on his tongue. His face twists in displeasure, “Blech! Does he make that sh!t vile on purpose?” “Sorry, honeybun,” Pete softly smiles in empathy. “Not your fault, babe.” Pete offers his canteen of water, which the sick rabbit hybrid eagerly takes a swig from and sighs, “Oh my god, thank you!”

A white rabbit with black ears lying flat in a grassy field. 

~~~ 

Part 2: 

“No problem,” Pete says. 

After Lucius has another long drink, he returns the canteen and flops dramatically onto the mattress and pillows. He rolls onto his back and Pete rubs it. 

Izzy slides into the room unannounced, as he often does, and examines the two. He’s given Lucius the day off and reduced chores for Pete, but the Revenge is still on course for the Republic, so he needs as many crew members on deck as possible. He nods to Pete, “I’ve got him. You’re needed topside.” 

“Aye aye,” Pete presses a kiss to his matelot’s head and reluctantly pulls away. He leaves the room with a wave for both hybrids. 

Izzy sits on the edge of the bed and listens to Lucius snooze. His well-trained nose picks up the scent of a flu; it’s not serious, just highly uncomfortable. There’s a whiff of arousal too, but Izzy doesn’t know if Lucius wants to do something about it yet. 

Lucius turns back and forth in his sleep before waking up. He turns his head back to give the older hybrid a pleading look and asks, “Are you up to knotting me?” 

Izzy barks a laugh at Lucius’s boldness. He thinks on it for a bit, then answers, “Don’t think you’re up for it. You can’t stay awake for long.” 

“Ugh, I don’t care. You can knot me in my sleep. Just please do something. I can hear everyone else f*ck and it’s driving me crazy.” 

That’s as good as Izzy supposes he’ll get. He doesn’t mention how he’s been horny since the season started. He just strips down with Lucius. 

Now naked, Izzy reaches for the jar of coconut oil under the bed and prepares his younger bedmate. The sleepy moans and wagging tail make him smirk. His tail wags too. 

Lucius whines after a minute of Izzy teasing him with three fingers, “I’m ready! Just put it in, you old mutt.” 

Izzy growls, wipes his fingers on the blanket that needs to be washed anyway, and presses all of his body weight against Lucius. He’s stocky and heavier than he looks.

A white rabbit with black ears lying flat in a grassy field. ~~~ Part 2: “No problem,” Pete says. After Lucius has another long drink, he returns the canteen and flops dramatically onto the mattress and pillows. He rolls onto his back and Pete rubs it. Izzy slides into the room unannounced, as he often does, and examines the two. He’s given Lucius the day off and reduced chores for Pete, but the Revenge is still on course for the Republic, so he needs as many crew members on deck as possible. He nods to Pete, “I’ve got him. You’re needed topside.” “Aye aye,” Pete presses a kiss to his matelot’s head and reluctantly pulls away. He leaves the room with a wave for both hybrids. Izzy sits on the edge of the bed and listens to Lucius snooze. His well-trained nose picks up the scent of a flu; it’s not serious, just highly uncomfortable. There’s a whiff of arousal too, but Izzy doesn’t know if Lucius wants to do something about it yet. Lucius turns back and forth in his sleep before waking up. He turns his head back to give the older hybrid a pleading look and asks, “Are you up to knotting me?” Izzy barks a laugh at Lucius’s boldness. He thinks on it for a bit, then answers, “Don’t think you’re up for it. You can’t stay awake for long.” “Ugh, I don’t care. You can knot me in my sleep. Just please do something. I can hear everyone else f*ck and it’s driving me crazy.” That’s as good as Izzy supposes he’ll get. He doesn’t mention how he’s been horny since the season started. He just strips down with Lucius. Now naked, Izzy reaches for the jar of coconut oil under the bed and prepares his younger bedmate. The sleepy moans and wagging tail make him smirk. His tail wags too. Lucius whines after a minute of Izzy teasing him with three fingers, “I’m ready! Just put it in, you old mutt.” Izzy growls, wipes his fingers on the blanket that needs to be washed anyway, and presses all of his body weight against Lucius. He’s stocky and heavier than he looks.

A black, white, and brown Jorkie (Jack Russell Terrier and Yorkshire Terrier mix) standing in the grass. Photo from https://dogwish.com/breeds/yorkie-jack-russell-mix. 

~~~ 

Part 3: 

“F*cking needy bunny b!tch,” Izzy snarls, then pushes the tip of his erection into Lucius’s rump. He growls low at the heat and snug fit. 

Lucius answers with a long moan. He moans again when Izzy finally thrusts all the way in. His own length is trapped between the bed and his belly. When Izzy begins to move his hips, he pants and sighs happily. 

No hybrid lasts long during mating season, but Izzy does his best to avoid finishing before his bedmate. He knows Lucius has reached his peak when his body tightens and he whimpers into the mattress. Only then does he push his growing knot inside to lock them together. 

Hot jets of semen fill Lucius and he hums in pleasure. 

Izzy’s huffing into Lucius’s left ear. His tickling breath makes it twitch and slap Izzy across the mouth. He sputters and Lucius laughs. 

“Twat,” Izzy grumbles. He rolls them over gently to keep from straining his knot; it wouldn’t feel good for either of them. 

It’s a nearly impossible task not to nibble on Lucius’s body, but the younger hybrid appreciates Izzy’s self-control. The old dog hybrid’s bite is as bad as his bark. He does allow him to lick the sweat from his fur, mostly because he’s in need of some type of bath. 

Izzy finishes cleaning Lucius and dries the wettest patches of fur with the cleanest area of the blanket. He tosses the fabric over him to the floor with their discarded clothes. It’s Frenchie’s turn to do the laundry and if the silence from his and Wee John’s room is anything to go by, he shouldn’t be distracted from it anymore. 

Sleep takes Lucius at last. When Izzy’s knot goes down, he slowly pulls out and licks away his mess. Lucius’s lossened rim puckers around his tongue. 

Izzy dresses when he’s done, covers Lucius with a clean blanket, and carries the dirty one to the laundry room.

A black, white, and brown Jorkie (Jack Russell Terrier and Yorkshire Terrier mix) standing in the grass. Photo from https://dogwish.com/breeds/yorkie-jack-russell-mix. ~~~ Part 3: “F*cking needy bunny b!tch,” Izzy snarls, then pushes the tip of his erection into Lucius’s rump. He growls low at the heat and snug fit. Lucius answers with a long moan. He moans again when Izzy finally thrusts all the way in. His own length is trapped between the bed and his belly. When Izzy begins to move his hips, he pants and sighs happily. No hybrid lasts long during mating season, but Izzy does his best to avoid finishing before his bedmate. He knows Lucius has reached his peak when his body tightens and he whimpers into the mattress. Only then does he push his growing knot inside to lock them together. Hot jets of semen fill Lucius and he hums in pleasure. Izzy’s huffing into Lucius’s left ear. His tickling breath makes it twitch and slap Izzy across the mouth. He sputters and Lucius laughs. “Twat,” Izzy grumbles. He rolls them over gently to keep from straining his knot; it wouldn’t feel good for either of them. It’s a nearly impossible task not to nibble on Lucius’s body, but the younger hybrid appreciates Izzy’s self-control. The old dog hybrid’s bite is as bad as his bark. He does allow him to lick the sweat from his fur, mostly because he’s in need of some type of bath. Izzy finishes cleaning Lucius and dries the wettest patches of fur with the cleanest area of the blanket. He tosses the fabric over him to the floor with their discarded clothes. It’s Frenchie’s turn to do the laundry and if the silence from his and Wee John’s room is anything to go by, he shouldn’t be distracted from it anymore. Sleep takes Lucius at last. When Izzy’s knot goes down, he slowly pulls out and licks away his mess. Lucius’s lossened rim puckers around his tongue. Izzy dresses when he’s done, covers Lucius with a clean blanket, and carries the dirty one to the laundry room.

A white rabbit with brown ears and a brown patch around its eye is mostly covered by a gray blanket. Photo from https://i.pinimg.com/736x/88/37/3f/88373fda812796b118df10f76f1641ff.jpg. 

~~~ 

Part 4: 

Izzy meets Pete along the way and the two grunt acknowledgments to one another. 

As the human goes to check on his sick matelot, Izzy drops the blanket into a basket still partially full of laundry. He rolls his eyes and decides to pay Frenchie a not-so-friendly visit. 

Back in Lucius and Pete’s room, the couple are snuggled together. It’s close to supper, but Pete has time to hold and examine his sleepy beloved. More color has returned to Lucius’s face, but he’s not over the sickness yet. According to Roach, he won’t be able to leave his room for three more days. 

Pete hears the bell for supper. He knows Lucius can hear it in his sleep because his ears twitch. The cute sight makes him grin widely and whisper, “Oh my god.” 

Lucius’s ears move again, but he doesn’t wake. 

“I’m going to get us dinner. I’ll be right back, babe,” Pete whispers and rushes to the galley. He comes back with two bowls of a hearty vegetable stew. 

The aroma of fresh herbs is what rouses Lucius from slumber. He opens his eyes and lifts his head to better smell the fragrant broth. 

“Hey, sleepyhead. Do you think you can eat?” Pete asks. 

“Mmm, yeah. I could eat.” 

Pete and Lucius eat together in their room. Izzy checks on them after a while. He ate with Wee John after telling off Frenchie. He didn’t care that they were f*cking (it’s mating season, and he also indulged), but the chores don’t do themselves. 

Speaking of which, he reminds Pete to take the empty bowls and dirty spoons to the galley for Wee John to clean. Pete does so without arguing. 

“Need anything else, Twatty?” Izzy teases. 

“A million years of sleep, but I’ll definitely be courting Pete tomorrow,” Lucius teases back. 

“Right,” Izzy snorts. He expected as much. No illness could stop a rabbit hybrid’s raging libido.

A white rabbit with brown ears and a brown patch around its eye is mostly covered by a gray blanket. Photo from https://i.pinimg.com/736x/88/37/3f/88373fda812796b118df10f76f1641ff.jpg. ~~~ Part 4: Izzy meets Pete along the way and the two grunt acknowledgments to one another. As the human goes to check on his sick matelot, Izzy drops the blanket into a basket still partially full of laundry. He rolls his eyes and decides to pay Frenchie a not-so-friendly visit. Back in Lucius and Pete’s room, the couple are snuggled together. It’s close to supper, but Pete has time to hold and examine his sleepy beloved. More color has returned to Lucius’s face, but he’s not over the sickness yet. According to Roach, he won’t be able to leave his room for three more days. Pete hears the bell for supper. He knows Lucius can hear it in his sleep because his ears twitch. The cute sight makes him grin widely and whisper, “Oh my god.” Lucius’s ears move again, but he doesn’t wake. “I’m going to get us dinner. I’ll be right back, babe,” Pete whispers and rushes to the galley. He comes back with two bowls of a hearty vegetable stew. The aroma of fresh herbs is what rouses Lucius from slumber. He opens his eyes and lifts his head to better smell the fragrant broth. “Hey, sleepyhead. Do you think you can eat?” Pete asks. “Mmm, yeah. I could eat.” Pete and Lucius eat together in their room. Izzy checks on them after a while. He ate with Wee John after telling off Frenchie. He didn’t care that they were f*cking (it’s mating season, and he also indulged), but the chores don’t do themselves. Speaking of which, he reminds Pete to take the empty bowls and dirty spoons to the galley for Wee John to clean. Pete does so without arguing. “Need anything else, Twatty?” Izzy teases. “A million years of sleep, but I’ll definitely be courting Pete tomorrow,” Lucius teases back. “Right,” Izzy snorts. He expected as much. No illness could stop a rabbit hybrid’s raging libido.

3/9: Bunny

Lucius is ill this mating season, but Pete and Izzy help. The fic’s in the Alt Texts.

CW: Cis Rabbit Hybrid!Lucius, Cis Dog Hybrid!Izzy, Cis Human Pete, Background Room People, Mild Illness, Medicine, Anal Sex, Knotting, Rimming

#nsfw #lupete #sprizzy #ofmdnsfw #OurFlagThinksSpring

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Twelfth Night
Deniz_B
Summary:
Twelfth Night shenanigans at Lucius and Pete's!

Notes:
A story born of Fic Club sprints!

Claire mentioned reading about a farm asking for Christmas trees, because their goats loved to eat them, and speculated that Pete would be the one to bring over a plastic tree...

At the same time, I was lamenting having to tidy away our snowing tree, and caladria gave me another idea...

I needed a song, and Susan suggested Single Ladies

Photos of the snowing tree are included!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Twelfth Night Deniz_B Summary: Twelfth Night shenanigans at Lucius and Pete's! Notes: A story born of Fic Club sprints! Claire mentioned reading about a farm asking for Christmas trees, because their goats loved to eat them, and speculated that Pete would be the one to bring over a plastic tree... At the same time, I was lamenting having to tidy away our snowing tree, and caladria gave me another idea... I needed a song, and Susan suggested Single Ladies Photos of the snowing tree are included! (See the end of the work for more notes.)

Quick, while AO3 is up!
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#OFMDfanfic
#LuPete

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The bedroom from the fancy hobbit house I was inspired by. The link to see it is here: https://mymodernmet.com/real-hobbit-house/. 

~~~ 

Orc/Hobbit Sequel Part 17: 

Izzy quickly turns his head to see a younger hobbit standing in the hallway. Both of their eyes and mouths are wide open in shock. The orc’s brain reboots and he snarls. The hobbit blinks and steps back in fear, but doesn’t leave. 

Thinking (very poorly) on his feet, Izzy jumps from the bed to scurry to the window and leave, completely naked and unarmed. 

Lucius shakes his head to clear it and goes to untie his neighbor’s arms. When Stede asks how he had gotten inside, Lucius explains, “I found your spare key under a flowerpot and wanted to check on you. I heard ghastly noises from next door and thought an army of goblins had broken in.” 

“No, just one very… naked… orc,” Stede blushes and unties his legs. He covers his naked body with the quilt from the floor and wipes his sticky face with one of its corners. He doesn’t care for Lucius’s curious and not-as-horrified-as-he-should-be expression. 

“Is there something I should know, Mr. Bonnet? The orc seemed to be on very friendly terms with you.” 

Stede guffaws dramatically and tries to keep his voice steady, “No! The fiend broke in and had his way with me!” 

“His? Hmm,” Lucius pauses to think before continuing, “Ok. Would it be weird if I was, like, suddenly into an orc?” 

Stede gapes wordlessly at Lucius, as if he weren’t also “into an orc.” 

The two hobbits stare at one another for a moment, then Stede sighs in resignation. There really isn’t any point to hide his secret from Lucius. He would have found out about Izzy eventually. 

“Wait, Mr. Bonnet, you’ve got scratches on you, right? Where do you keep your medicine and stuff?” Lucius asks. 

“The bathroom, next door down,” Stede croaks out. He looks down at his belly and gulps. The marks are already becoming deep, black scars. He doubts his kit has any medicine to treat this sort of wound.

The bedroom from the fancy hobbit house I was inspired by. The link to see it is here: https://mymodernmet.com/real-hobbit-house/. ~~~ Orc/Hobbit Sequel Part 17: Izzy quickly turns his head to see a younger hobbit standing in the hallway. Both of their eyes and mouths are wide open in shock. The orc’s brain reboots and he snarls. The hobbit blinks and steps back in fear, but doesn’t leave. Thinking (very poorly) on his feet, Izzy jumps from the bed to scurry to the window and leave, completely naked and unarmed. Lucius shakes his head to clear it and goes to untie his neighbor’s arms. When Stede asks how he had gotten inside, Lucius explains, “I found your spare key under a flowerpot and wanted to check on you. I heard ghastly noises from next door and thought an army of goblins had broken in.” “No, just one very… naked… orc,” Stede blushes and unties his legs. He covers his naked body with the quilt from the floor and wipes his sticky face with one of its corners. He doesn’t care for Lucius’s curious and not-as-horrified-as-he-should-be expression. “Is there something I should know, Mr. Bonnet? The orc seemed to be on very friendly terms with you.” Stede guffaws dramatically and tries to keep his voice steady, “No! The fiend broke in and had his way with me!” “His? Hmm,” Lucius pauses to think before continuing, “Ok. Would it be weird if I was, like, suddenly into an orc?” Stede gapes wordlessly at Lucius, as if he weren’t also “into an orc.” The two hobbits stare at one another for a moment, then Stede sighs in resignation. There really isn’t any point to hide his secret from Lucius. He would have found out about Izzy eventually. “Wait, Mr. Bonnet, you’ve got scratches on you, right? Where do you keep your medicine and stuff?” Lucius asks. “The bathroom, next door down,” Stede croaks out. He looks down at his belly and gulps. The marks are already becoming deep, black scars. He doubts his kit has any medicine to treat this sort of wound.

Black trousers with a button-up front worn by a person without shoes or socks. 

~~~ 

Orc/Hobbit Sequel Part 18: 

Lucius brings the medicine kit to Stede. He makes a pot of herbal tea while the older hobbit cleans himself up and wraps a bandage around his middle. 

As the tea steeps, Lucius thinks about the orc. He’d never seen one before. Aren’t they supposed to be scary? Maybe that one was just an attractive outlier. He definitely wants to sketch him! 

Said orc is currently outside, pitching a fit. 

Izzy curses his stupid f*cking body! He curses his stupid f*cking decision to leave nude! He curses the entire stupid f*cking Hobbit race! 

Why did he run away instead of killing both halflings? 

Izzy growls in frustration. If the other Shire-rat had minded his own f*cking business, he would’ve been able to finish his revenge. Now he has no weapons, armor, or warm meal! 

“Focus,” he tries telling himself. First, he needs to cover his body, then find something to fight with. He looks around. 

There’s a clothesline in the yard to his right. He sneaks over to take a closer look. Unfortunately, everything is obviously Hobbit-sized, so hardly anything will fit. He tears the sleeves off of a shirt and puts it on. He can only button it down enough to cover his neck, because he needs more space around his chest. He thinks, “This must’ve belonged to a thin hobbit.” 

For once in his life, Izzy’s glad to have a flat rear. He finds a pair of trousers large enough to fit his waist, even though they don’t reach past his knees. On a hobbit, it would reach their ankles. If he weren’t already used to walking around barefoot, he’d be disappointed to see no socks or shoes around. 

Izzy looks for anything that resembles a sword, but sees nothing. The only blades around would be in a kitchen. He makes a quiet huff before going to a garden. There are different tools there, but he won’t be able to carry them all, so he picks out a shovel and a trowel (no, he doesn’t want the hoe).

Black trousers with a button-up front worn by a person without shoes or socks. ~~~ Orc/Hobbit Sequel Part 18: Lucius brings the medicine kit to Stede. He makes a pot of herbal tea while the older hobbit cleans himself up and wraps a bandage around his middle. As the tea steeps, Lucius thinks about the orc. He’d never seen one before. Aren’t they supposed to be scary? Maybe that one was just an attractive outlier. He definitely wants to sketch him! Said orc is currently outside, pitching a fit. Izzy curses his stupid f*cking body! He curses his stupid f*cking decision to leave nude! He curses the entire stupid f*cking Hobbit race! Why did he run away instead of killing both halflings? Izzy growls in frustration. If the other Shire-rat had minded his own f*cking business, he would’ve been able to finish his revenge. Now he has no weapons, armor, or warm meal! “Focus,” he tries telling himself. First, he needs to cover his body, then find something to fight with. He looks around. There’s a clothesline in the yard to his right. He sneaks over to take a closer look. Unfortunately, everything is obviously Hobbit-sized, so hardly anything will fit. He tears the sleeves off of a shirt and puts it on. He can only button it down enough to cover his neck, because he needs more space around his chest. He thinks, “This must’ve belonged to a thin hobbit.” For once in his life, Izzy’s glad to have a flat rear. He finds a pair of trousers large enough to fit his waist, even though they don’t reach past his knees. On a hobbit, it would reach their ankles. If he weren’t already used to walking around barefoot, he’d be disappointed to see no socks or shoes around. Izzy looks for anything that resembles a sword, but sees nothing. The only blades around would be in a kitchen. He makes a quiet huff before going to a garden. There are different tools there, but he won’t be able to carry them all, so he picks out a shovel and a trowel (no, he doesn’t want the hoe).

A dirty garden trowel in a shallow hole in the ground. 

~~~ 

Orc/Hobbit Sequel Part 19: 

The orc is very unhappy with his soft, hairy belly being exposed. The tools don’t feel right in his hands. He tries to reason with his brain, “This is better than nothing,” but everything is just wrong! 

Izzy only has a moment to berate himself again before he sees the guard with the lantern down the path. He quickly and quietly makes his way to the river. He spends the rest of his night sneaking to the cave. It’s not like he can do much until the next night anyway. 

When the exhausted orc reaches the cave entrance, the Warg sniffs him in curiosity. It can smell the hobbit’s scent on him. Perhaps even in him, if the halfling didn’t clean his hole completely. The change of clothes must be confusing to the Warg as well. 

Izzy manages to shoot a tired glare in the creature’s general direction before settling down on his pile of stolen furs. He hears the calls of early-morning birds echoing from the cave entrance. The sun must be rising. 

How is Izzy supposed to get his things back? Surely the hobbits would alert the guards to confiscate them, or they would destroy them. 

Upset, hungry, exhausted, and feeling oh-so-very alone, Izzy cries himself to sleep. The Warg listens and watches in pity. 

Izzy and the Warg will have to leave before a full search party is rounded up, but for now, the orc needs rest. He can’t travel in his current condition. 

When night comes, Izzy eats and packs up what little things he has left and rides the Warg back to the orc hideout. 

Izzy thinks of the journey ahead and shudders. He isn’t looking forward to the ridicule from the other orcs there, and Blackmaw is definitely not going to be pleased with his appearance. No armor? No weapons? Izzy’s definitely going to be punished in a way he won’t like. 

The end, for now! 

I really hope somebody enjoyed this! I have a third part mostly typed out, and I am planning on making a fourth! Maybe more!

A dirty garden trowel in a shallow hole in the ground. ~~~ Orc/Hobbit Sequel Part 19: The orc is very unhappy with his soft, hairy belly being exposed. The tools don’t feel right in his hands. He tries to reason with his brain, “This is better than nothing,” but everything is just wrong! Izzy only has a moment to berate himself again before he sees the guard with the lantern down the path. He quickly and quietly makes his way to the river. He spends the rest of his night sneaking to the cave. It’s not like he can do much until the next night anyway. When the exhausted orc reaches the cave entrance, the Warg sniffs him in curiosity. It can smell the hobbit’s scent on him. Perhaps even in him, if the halfling didn’t clean his hole completely. The change of clothes must be confusing to the Warg as well. Izzy manages to shoot a tired glare in the creature’s general direction before settling down on his pile of stolen furs. He hears the calls of early-morning birds echoing from the cave entrance. The sun must be rising. How is Izzy supposed to get his things back? Surely the hobbits would alert the guards to confiscate them, or they would destroy them. Upset, hungry, exhausted, and feeling oh-so-very alone, Izzy cries himself to sleep. The Warg listens and watches in pity. Izzy and the Warg will have to leave before a full search party is rounded up, but for now, the orc needs rest. He can’t travel in his current condition. When night comes, Izzy eats and packs up what little things he has left and rides the Warg back to the orc hideout. Izzy thinks of the journey ahead and shudders. He isn’t looking forward to the ridicule from the other orcs there, and Blackmaw is definitely not going to be pleased with his appearance. No armor? No weapons? Izzy’s definitely going to be punished in a way he won’t like. The end, for now! I really hope somebody enjoyed this! I have a third part mostly typed out, and I am planning on making a fourth! Maybe more!

Lucius sees the aftermath of Izzy’s sexual revenge. He unties and talks to Stede after Izzy escapes. Izzy must find new clothes and weapons.

CW: Hobbit Cis!Stede, Orc Trans!Izzy, Hobbit!Lucius, Middle Earth Racism, Theft, Scarf Bondage, Scars, Crying

#nsfw #stizzy #lupete #ofmdnsfw #izzystepson

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I like this weaponry for Pete because I think he’d enjoy its versatility. The axe can also be used as a hammer and a ‘bat.’ The art is from WETA Workshop and can be found here: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/pin-en-middleearth--302937512415018493/. 

~~~ 

Orc/Hobbit Sequel Part 9: 

*Cut to the next part, where Stede, Lucius, and Pete are enjoying the mushroom stew in Stede’s dining room.* 

“This is so good, Mr. Stede!” Pete exclaims. 

“Why, thank you, Pete! I’m glad it’s to your liking,” Stede smiles. 

“It really is! I’ve never had this stuff before, so I don’t really have anything to compare it to, but I just know it’s the best in the whole world,” the dwarf continues, unaware if he’s making a fool of himself or not. 

Stede blinks at the half-compliment, but gives Pete the benefit of the doubt. 

Lucius offers Stede an apologetic smile and says, “It is lovely, Mr. Bonnet. Thank you again for inviting us.” 

“Oh, it’s no trouble! I enjoy your company,” Stede honestly replies. 

“And what of the company of elves? What was all that about?” Lucius smirks. 

Stede’s relieved that he thought up a response earlier. He knew the younger hobbit would ask for gossip. He confidently states, “They were returning some items I had lost in the Old Forest. After finding the mushrooms, I left them behind in my excitement.” 

“What sort of items?” Pete inquires. 

Lucius nudges his foot against his lover’s boot and gives him a look. 

Stede waves his hand, “Oh, just a snack on a handkerchief. Nothing of dire importance.” 

“Are you sure? Snacks are kinda a big deal for you guys, right?” Pete receives another nudge and exasperated look from Lucius. 

“It’s fine, Lucius, stop kicking him,” Stede rolls his eyes. He continues talking to Pete, “I suppose you’re right, what with us having six meals a day. It just slipped my mind completely that I left anything behind. Lucky they came around, really. I like that handkerchief.” 

“Yeah… Lucky,” Pete fails to hide his disdain for elves.

I like this weaponry for Pete because I think he’d enjoy its versatility. The axe can also be used as a hammer and a ‘bat.’ The art is from WETA Workshop and can be found here: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/pin-en-middleearth--302937512415018493/. ~~~ Orc/Hobbit Sequel Part 9: *Cut to the next part, where Stede, Lucius, and Pete are enjoying the mushroom stew in Stede’s dining room.* “This is so good, Mr. Stede!” Pete exclaims. “Why, thank you, Pete! I’m glad it’s to your liking,” Stede smiles. “It really is! I’ve never had this stuff before, so I don’t really have anything to compare it to, but I just know it’s the best in the whole world,” the dwarf continues, unaware if he’s making a fool of himself or not. Stede blinks at the half-compliment, but gives Pete the benefit of the doubt. Lucius offers Stede an apologetic smile and says, “It is lovely, Mr. Bonnet. Thank you again for inviting us.” “Oh, it’s no trouble! I enjoy your company,” Stede honestly replies. “And what of the company of elves? What was all that about?” Lucius smirks. Stede’s relieved that he thought up a response earlier. He knew the younger hobbit would ask for gossip. He confidently states, “They were returning some items I had lost in the Old Forest. After finding the mushrooms, I left them behind in my excitement.” “What sort of items?” Pete inquires. Lucius nudges his foot against his lover’s boot and gives him a look. Stede waves his hand, “Oh, just a snack on a handkerchief. Nothing of dire importance.” “Are you sure? Snacks are kinda a big deal for you guys, right?” Pete receives another nudge and exasperated look from Lucius. “It’s fine, Lucius, stop kicking him,” Stede rolls his eyes. He continues talking to Pete, “I suppose you’re right, what with us having six meals a day. It just slipped my mind completely that I left anything behind. Lucky they came around, really. I like that handkerchief.” “Yeah… Lucky,” Pete fails to hide his disdain for elves.

An Exmoor Pony with a bridle and golden chain. This one has kind eyes. Since hobbits are much like countryside Brits, a pony breed from the British Isles suits them. The photo has a watermark from Dreamstime. 

~~~ 

Orc/Hobbit Sequel Part 10: 

Lucius changes the topic, “So, did you meet anyone interesting on your journey?” 

Stede hadn’t prepared for this sort of question! He blushes and stammers, “Oh, erm. No, not really.” 

Pete and Lucius give one another a knowing look and chuckle. 

“Spill it, Mr. Bonnet,” Lucius demands. 

“I really can’t say I noticed anybody of importance in the forest. It was just me and the animals. Anyway, it looks as if your bowls are empty. Would either of you care for more stew, or will you be on your way?” Stede fidgets in his seat. 

“I think we’ll just be going, Mr. Bonnet. We have ‘errands’ at home,” Lucius sees his neighbor’s discomfort and lets him off the hook for now. 

Pete tunes in to the word “errands” as code for something else entirely. He politely says, “Yeah. Thanks again for having us over, Mr. Stede! Let us know if there’s anything you need later.” 

“Alright then. Have a lovely afternoon, you two,” Stede gathers the empty bowls. 

Lucius and Pete bid their neighbor ‘goodbye’ and leave through the front door. 

Stede does the dishes and goes outside to sit in his garden with a book. Reading takes his mind off of things for a while. Later that evening, he sees Pete on his and Lucius’s brown pony. He thinks, “The dwarf must be on watch tonight. I wonder if Izzy has someone watching over him.” 

Unable to focus on his book anymore, Stede leaves the garden. He slots the book into its place in his library and makes a cup of tea. He’s out of biscuits and ingredients to bake them, so he makes a note to go shopping later. He dines on the last of the mushrooms in salads for both dinner and supper. 

As Stede gets ready for bed, his thoughts return to the orc. He sleeps peacefully, dreaming of being held by strong arms again.

An Exmoor Pony with a bridle and golden chain. This one has kind eyes. Since hobbits are much like countryside Brits, a pony breed from the British Isles suits them. The photo has a watermark from Dreamstime. ~~~ Orc/Hobbit Sequel Part 10: Lucius changes the topic, “So, did you meet anyone interesting on your journey?” Stede hadn’t prepared for this sort of question! He blushes and stammers, “Oh, erm. No, not really.” Pete and Lucius give one another a knowing look and chuckle. “Spill it, Mr. Bonnet,” Lucius demands. “I really can’t say I noticed anybody of importance in the forest. It was just me and the animals. Anyway, it looks as if your bowls are empty. Would either of you care for more stew, or will you be on your way?” Stede fidgets in his seat. “I think we’ll just be going, Mr. Bonnet. We have ‘errands’ at home,” Lucius sees his neighbor’s discomfort and lets him off the hook for now. Pete tunes in to the word “errands” as code for something else entirely. He politely says, “Yeah. Thanks again for having us over, Mr. Stede! Let us know if there’s anything you need later.” “Alright then. Have a lovely afternoon, you two,” Stede gathers the empty bowls. Lucius and Pete bid their neighbor ‘goodbye’ and leave through the front door. Stede does the dishes and goes outside to sit in his garden with a book. Reading takes his mind off of things for a while. Later that evening, he sees Pete on his and Lucius’s brown pony. He thinks, “The dwarf must be on watch tonight. I wonder if Izzy has someone watching over him.” Unable to focus on his book anymore, Stede leaves the garden. He slots the book into its place in his library and makes a cup of tea. He’s out of biscuits and ingredients to bake them, so he makes a note to go shopping later. He dines on the last of the mushrooms in salads for both dinner and supper. As Stede gets ready for bed, his thoughts return to the orc. He sleeps peacefully, dreaming of being held by strong arms again.

Tomnadashan Copper Mine. Photo credit goes to Alex Dainty. 

~~~ 

Orc/Hobbit Sequel Part 11: 

Deep in the Old Forest, ten leagues from Bree, an orc and his former Captain are cleaning their furs and leathers. They don’t speak to one another like they used to in their youth. 

Izzy wishes Blackmaw would say something to break the silence. He’s tried to start conversations since the two of them arrived in the orc hideout, but the other orc ignores him or dismisses his words immediately. He occasionally feels the urge to yell at Blackmaw, but pushes it down to keep from losing any other toes. 

That day, they eat dried venison and old bread. Izzy thinks of the delicious meats and cheeses he nicked from a traveler last week. A night before that, he was enjoying a glazed ham. He sighs and tries to imagine his deer with more salt. 

Izzy doesn’t want to fight for scraps anymore, and he knows that Blackmaw doesn’t either. Being independent troublemakers was always more of their style. The higher-ups were adamant, though; they needed strong, influential leaders for their pillaging, so Blackmaw had to serve. 

Izzy cursed and raged when he was deemed “not good enough” and left behind. His lack of creativity and leadership skills hadn’t been a problem in the past, and his small stature had been overlooked by anyone who witnessed his admirable swordplay, but times were changing. Even Blackmaw had changed. 

As the small orc gets into his straw cot later, he thinks of the sounds of the Brandywine River. He remembers the hoots of owls and songs of crickets. The underground tunnels don’t allow for noise to come in or out. He wonders if Blackmaw (who is sleeping in another tunnel) is sleeping well, then he wonders if the hobbit is sleeping well. 

Wait… What? Why should he care if the soft Shire-rat is resting in a soft bed, surrounded by soft sheets, with a soft expression on his soft face? Does the ponce even cover his big, furry feet, or does he keep them bared to the world?

Tomnadashan Copper Mine. Photo credit goes to Alex Dainty. ~~~ Orc/Hobbit Sequel Part 11: Deep in the Old Forest, ten leagues from Bree, an orc and his former Captain are cleaning their furs and leathers. They don’t speak to one another like they used to in their youth. Izzy wishes Blackmaw would say something to break the silence. He’s tried to start conversations since the two of them arrived in the orc hideout, but the other orc ignores him or dismisses his words immediately. He occasionally feels the urge to yell at Blackmaw, but pushes it down to keep from losing any other toes. That day, they eat dried venison and old bread. Izzy thinks of the delicious meats and cheeses he nicked from a traveler last week. A night before that, he was enjoying a glazed ham. He sighs and tries to imagine his deer with more salt. Izzy doesn’t want to fight for scraps anymore, and he knows that Blackmaw doesn’t either. Being independent troublemakers was always more of their style. The higher-ups were adamant, though; they needed strong, influential leaders for their pillaging, so Blackmaw had to serve. Izzy cursed and raged when he was deemed “not good enough” and left behind. His lack of creativity and leadership skills hadn’t been a problem in the past, and his small stature had been overlooked by anyone who witnessed his admirable swordplay, but times were changing. Even Blackmaw had changed. As the small orc gets into his straw cot later, he thinks of the sounds of the Brandywine River. He remembers the hoots of owls and songs of crickets. The underground tunnels don’t allow for noise to come in or out. He wonders if Blackmaw (who is sleeping in another tunnel) is sleeping well, then he wonders if the hobbit is sleeping well. Wait… What? Why should he care if the soft Shire-rat is resting in a soft bed, surrounded by soft sheets, with a soft expression on his soft face? Does the ponce even cover his big, furry feet, or does he keep them bared to the world?

Three different Wargs from LOTR, The Hobbit, and ROP. Choose your favorite! 

~~~ 

Orc/Hobbit Sequel Part 12: 

Izzy tries his best to focus on sleep rather than a sleeping halfling, but it’s no use! Every time he closes his eyes, there he is, standing above him with the glowing Elvish blade to Izzy’s throat! The orc’s heart beats faster and his hole gets wetter. He can feel his erection twitch and throb. 

“F*ck it,” Izzy thinks, “I need this.” He takes off his glove and sets it aside. He puts his right hand between his legs and plays with himself. He lets his left hand roam, pulling and teasing the various piercings through his body. 

The goal he sets is to finish quickly and without a mess, so he lets himself remember how hot, filthy, and used he felt that night. It helps, but what really speeds things up is when he remembers how the halfling put his feet on him. He angrily wonders, “F*ck, which of the Valar* do I have to curse for creating Hobbits in the first place?” 

Izzy circles the rim of his front hole, imagining the tip of a hard phallus teasing him. He climaxes without putting in a finger, much too empty for his liking, but he’s still sore from Blackmaw’s rough treatment three days ago. 

When the frustrated orc sleeps that day, his dreams are filled with images of the blonde halfling, naked in a warm bed and surrounded by delicious food. If he has to wake up to masturbate again, that’s his business! 

At sundown, he takes his leave on a Warg from the community pack. He doesn’t think that Blackmaw believed his excuse, “I need my own weapons back, Captain,” but the other orc let him leave. It was only a half-lie, though; he did prefer his own sword to the rubbish made by the younger, less experienced orcs. He’ll look for his stuff on the way to wherever the so-called Gentlehobbit sleeps. 

*Hobbits actually branched off from the race of Men. Eru Ilúvatar is the one who created Men, so Izzy would be cursing the Valar for no reason. He’s not very bright.

Three different Wargs from LOTR, The Hobbit, and ROP. Choose your favorite! ~~~ Orc/Hobbit Sequel Part 12: Izzy tries his best to focus on sleep rather than a sleeping halfling, but it’s no use! Every time he closes his eyes, there he is, standing above him with the glowing Elvish blade to Izzy’s throat! The orc’s heart beats faster and his hole gets wetter. He can feel his erection twitch and throb. “F*ck it,” Izzy thinks, “I need this.” He takes off his glove and sets it aside. He puts his right hand between his legs and plays with himself. He lets his left hand roam, pulling and teasing the various piercings through his body. The goal he sets is to finish quickly and without a mess, so he lets himself remember how hot, filthy, and used he felt that night. It helps, but what really speeds things up is when he remembers how the halfling put his feet on him. He angrily wonders, “F*ck, which of the Valar* do I have to curse for creating Hobbits in the first place?” Izzy circles the rim of his front hole, imagining the tip of a hard phallus teasing him. He climaxes without putting in a finger, much too empty for his liking, but he’s still sore from Blackmaw’s rough treatment three days ago. When the frustrated orc sleeps that day, his dreams are filled with images of the blonde halfling, naked in a warm bed and surrounded by delicious food. If he has to wake up to masturbate again, that’s his business! At sundown, he takes his leave on a Warg from the community pack. He doesn’t think that Blackmaw believed his excuse, “I need my own weapons back, Captain,” but the other orc let him leave. It was only a half-lie, though; he did prefer his own sword to the rubbish made by the younger, less experienced orcs. He’ll look for his stuff on the way to wherever the so-called Gentlehobbit sleeps. *Hobbits actually branched off from the race of Men. Eru Ilúvatar is the one who created Men, so Izzy would be cursing the Valar for no reason. He’s not very bright.

Lucius and Pete visit Stede.

Izzy is frustrated.

CW: Hobbit Cis!Stede, Orc Trans!Izzy, Orc Cis!Blackbeard, Hobbit!Lucius, Dwarf!Pete, Middle Earth Racism, Interspecies Relationships & Sex, Pining, Foot Kink, Masturbation, Body Piercings

#nsfw #stizzy #blackhands #lupete #ofmdnsfw #izzystepson

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A family-tree style chart showing the different types of Elves in J.R.R. Tolkien’s lore. There are many other types of charts, but I personally prefer this one because of the smaller details. Prince Ricky lives as a Tawarwaith AKA Silvan Elf (Wood Elf), but is a descendant of Falmari Elves (Sea-Elves). 

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Orc/Hobbit Sequel Part 5: 

A few hours after dawn, a squad of Wood Elves on horseback happens upon orc tracks (Izzy was barefoot and has only nine toes). They had journeyed from the Greenwood (it’s later called Mirkwood in The Hobbit and LOTR) to Imladris (Rivendell), but left westward. The leader, Prince Ricky, had grown weary of his visit to the Nandor Elves living there. 

Ricky sighs in exasperation when one of his squad point out the tracks. He wishes to visit the Gray Havens, but it will have to wait. He dismounts from his horse and takes a look for himself. Sure enough, orc tracks are scattered across the ground. They follow the trail into the forest. 

The trail ends in a small clearing where they see a tree with low branches, five chains with cuffs, thick sticks, a moldy scone, a dirty handkerchief, hobbit tracks, and signs of scuffles. The foliage, dirt, and rocks are disturbed, but there is no blood around. Their weapons aren’t glowing blue, so any orcs are gone now. 

“What happened here?” Ricky wonders. He calls over an elf guard to take a look, and they recognize the scone as hobbit cuisine. They pick up the filthy fabric and see the initials ‘S. B.’ in blue thread. Ricky tells them to wrap the scone in the handkerchief and put it in his horse’s saddle bag, then clean their hands, and they do. He looks around the area a bit longer and finds hidden weapons in the surrounding bushes. All of them were well-maintained by a rather skilled orc. 

Ricky stashes the weapons and chains in his horse’s pack and tells the others that they were now going to The Shire to find out who the handkerchief’s owner was. They could get a lead on the orcs from there.

A family-tree style chart showing the different types of Elves in J.R.R. Tolkien’s lore. There are many other types of charts, but I personally prefer this one because of the smaller details. Prince Ricky lives as a Tawarwaith AKA Silvan Elf (Wood Elf), but is a descendant of Falmari Elves (Sea-Elves). ~~~ Orc/Hobbit Sequel Part 5: A few hours after dawn, a squad of Wood Elves on horseback happens upon orc tracks (Izzy was barefoot and has only nine toes). They had journeyed from the Greenwood (it’s later called Mirkwood in The Hobbit and LOTR) to Imladris (Rivendell), but left westward. The leader, Prince Ricky, had grown weary of his visit to the Nandor Elves living there. Ricky sighs in exasperation when one of his squad point out the tracks. He wishes to visit the Gray Havens, but it will have to wait. He dismounts from his horse and takes a look for himself. Sure enough, orc tracks are scattered across the ground. They follow the trail into the forest. The trail ends in a small clearing where they see a tree with low branches, five chains with cuffs, thick sticks, a moldy scone, a dirty handkerchief, hobbit tracks, and signs of scuffles. The foliage, dirt, and rocks are disturbed, but there is no blood around. Their weapons aren’t glowing blue, so any orcs are gone now. “What happened here?” Ricky wonders. He calls over an elf guard to take a look, and they recognize the scone as hobbit cuisine. They pick up the filthy fabric and see the initials ‘S. B.’ in blue thread. Ricky tells them to wrap the scone in the handkerchief and put it in his horse’s saddle bag, then clean their hands, and they do. He looks around the area a bit longer and finds hidden weapons in the surrounding bushes. All of them were well-maintained by a rather skilled orc. Ricky stashes the weapons and chains in his horse’s pack and tells the others that they were now going to The Shire to find out who the handkerchief’s owner was. They could get a lead on the orcs from there.

A Mirkwood Infantry Sword by United Cutlery. Even though Ricky is an elf prince, he is unskilled in battle and only carries the sword for looks. 

~~~ 

Orc/Hobbit Sequel Part 6: 

Non-obligatory journey description here: the Wood Elves cross the Brandywine Bridge into the East Farthing before nightfall. They ask around Whitfurrows for a hobbit with the initials ‘S. B.’ with no luck. An innkeeper tells them that their best bet would be to continue west. The squad stay at the inn, but the beds are too small! They push the beds together, but even then, they have to lay across them sideways, and only four of their group of seven fit. 

They reach Frogmorton the next day. A friendly hobbit farmer tells them that the only “B” families with “S” first names would be in Hobbiton, and as long as they stay on the Great East Road, they’ll be fine. He doesn’t mention, however, that there are forks in the road. 

Luckily, the elf squad chose the center road in the first fork and the right road in the second fork to reach Bywater. A hobbit merchant gives them the location of Stede Bonnet in Hobbiton (after they purchase three dozen decorative hair curlers they’ll never use). 

Ricky has to keep from laughing at the “horse hat” name. “Hobbits are funny creatures,” he rudely thinks. 

The squad stay the night at another inn, but ask for more rooms. They’ll visit Mr. Bonnet tomorrow. 

At the same time, the gentlehobbit himself is feasting on a delicious cheese-fondue-stuffed-roasted-pumpkin that his neighbors Lucius and Pete made him as a welcome-home treat. He’s happily dipping bread into the fondue and thinking about giving them both large bowls of the stew he’ll make with his newly-acquired large porcini mushrooms. 

The odd couple both kept their eyes on his home and tended his garden while he was away, so it’s only fair to reward their kindness. 

Stede was one of the only people who accepted Lucius’s relationship with Pete, a rather short, bald dwarf from the Blue Mountains.

A Mirkwood Infantry Sword by United Cutlery. Even though Ricky is an elf prince, he is unskilled in battle and only carries the sword for looks. ~~~ Orc/Hobbit Sequel Part 6: Non-obligatory journey description here: the Wood Elves cross the Brandywine Bridge into the East Farthing before nightfall. They ask around Whitfurrows for a hobbit with the initials ‘S. B.’ with no luck. An innkeeper tells them that their best bet would be to continue west. The squad stay at the inn, but the beds are too small! They push the beds together, but even then, they have to lay across them sideways, and only four of their group of seven fit. They reach Frogmorton the next day. A friendly hobbit farmer tells them that the only “B” families with “S” first names would be in Hobbiton, and as long as they stay on the Great East Road, they’ll be fine. He doesn’t mention, however, that there are forks in the road. Luckily, the elf squad chose the center road in the first fork and the right road in the second fork to reach Bywater. A hobbit merchant gives them the location of Stede Bonnet in Hobbiton (after they purchase three dozen decorative hair curlers they’ll never use). Ricky has to keep from laughing at the “horse hat” name. “Hobbits are funny creatures,” he rudely thinks. The squad stay the night at another inn, but ask for more rooms. They’ll visit Mr. Bonnet tomorrow. At the same time, the gentlehobbit himself is feasting on a delicious cheese-fondue-stuffed-roasted-pumpkin that his neighbors Lucius and Pete made him as a welcome-home treat. He’s happily dipping bread into the fondue and thinking about giving them both large bowls of the stew he’ll make with his newly-acquired large porcini mushrooms. The odd couple both kept their eyes on his home and tended his garden while he was away, so it’s only fair to reward their kindness. Stede was one of the only people who accepted Lucius’s relationship with Pete, a rather short, bald dwarf from the Blue Mountains.

Cheese Fondue Stuffed Roasted Pumpkin. Baguette slices surround it. The recipe is here: http://the-cooking-of-joy.blogspot.com/2013/11/cheese-fondue-stuffed-roasted-pumpkin.html. 

~~~ 

Orc/Hobbit Sequel Part 7: 

When Stede finishes his meal, he washes the dishes and gets ready for bed. He’s had a long week full of adventure! He knows he can’t tell every detail of it to anyone, of course! Even open-minded Lucius and Pete would be horrified by the idea of intimacy with an orc! 

“Well, it wasn’t under the best circumstances either. They don’t need to know about that,” Stede thinks to himself as he gets comfortable in his duck-feather bed. He has thought about Izzy quite often since that night. How could he not? The orc was hunky! 

Stede may be exhausted from the journey, but he’s still restless. He tosses and turns, thoughts of Izzy going through his head. The handsome orc’s gruff voice and responsive body won’t leave his mind. He fears he can’t sleep when he’s aroused, so he touches himself. 

He imagines different scenarios he could have had with Izzy in another situation. Maybe Izzy would have eaten him, but in a different way. Perhaps the orc would have fallen in love with him. 

Stede orgasms into his fist, imagining it as a warm mouth with a black tongue. The white drops scatter across his chest and belly. 

He waits for his heart to settle down before cleaning himself with a handkerchief from the bedside shelf. He drops it to the floor, knowing he’ll have to tidy up tomorrow. Lucius and Pete won’t be entering his bedroom, but Stede still wants every room in his home to be clean anyway! 

Stede sleeps and dreams of Izzy. When he wakes up, he stretches, makes a pot of tea, and has a quick breakfast of week-old biscuits, cheese, and strawberry jam from his larder. He wonders, “Would Izzy like tea?” 

After breakfast, he gets to work making his home presentable for his guests. He skips second breakfast to wash his clothes and the handkerchief from his bedroom.

Cheese Fondue Stuffed Roasted Pumpkin. Baguette slices surround it. The recipe is here: http://the-cooking-of-joy.blogspot.com/2013/11/cheese-fondue-stuffed-roasted-pumpkin.html. ~~~ Orc/Hobbit Sequel Part 7: When Stede finishes his meal, he washes the dishes and gets ready for bed. He’s had a long week full of adventure! He knows he can’t tell every detail of it to anyone, of course! Even open-minded Lucius and Pete would be horrified by the idea of intimacy with an orc! “Well, it wasn’t under the best circumstances either. They don’t need to know about that,” Stede thinks to himself as he gets comfortable in his duck-feather bed. He has thought about Izzy quite often since that night. How could he not? The orc was hunky! Stede may be exhausted from the journey, but he’s still restless. He tosses and turns, thoughts of Izzy going through his head. The handsome orc’s gruff voice and responsive body won’t leave his mind. He fears he can’t sleep when he’s aroused, so he touches himself. He imagines different scenarios he could have had with Izzy in another situation. Maybe Izzy would have eaten him, but in a different way. Perhaps the orc would have fallen in love with him. Stede orgasms into his fist, imagining it as a warm mouth with a black tongue. The white drops scatter across his chest and belly. He waits for his heart to settle down before cleaning himself with a handkerchief from the bedside shelf. He drops it to the floor, knowing he’ll have to tidy up tomorrow. Lucius and Pete won’t be entering his bedroom, but Stede still wants every room in his home to be clean anyway! Stede sleeps and dreams of Izzy. When he wakes up, he stretches, makes a pot of tea, and has a quick breakfast of week-old biscuits, cheese, and strawberry jam from his larder. He wonders, “Would Izzy like tea?” After breakfast, he gets to work making his home presentable for his guests. He skips second breakfast to wash his clothes and the handkerchief from his bedroom.

A kitchen with an old-timey style. It’s from the fancy hobbit house I was inspired by. The link to see it is here: https://mymodernmet.com/real-hobbit-house/. 

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Orc/Hobbit Sequel Part 8: 

Before luncheon arrives, Stede has finished his cleaning enough to be comfortable. He gets to work on his mushroom stew. 

When the mushrooms are cleaned, sliced, and put into the pan to sauté, Stede hears a knock on his door. He removes the pan from the heat and blows the oven’s fire out. He wasn’t expecting his neighbors until later. There’s another knock on the door and he rushes to answer it. Unexpectedly, there are seven Wood Elves standing outside his door! He smiles politely, bows, and greets them, “Good day, all! How may I help you?” 

The blonde elf in the middle smirks, “Good day to you too, Mr. Bonnet. We wanted to ask if you’d had any encounters with orcs recently.” 

Stede tries his best to not let his anxiety show on his face, “No, sorry, I’m afraid I don’t mingle with any foul creatures.” 

“Really? That’s quite interesting, considering we found some items of yours in the forest.” 

“Items? I’m not sure I’m following.” 

The elf removes a filthy handkerchief covering a moldy strawberry scone from a sack strapped to his hip. Stede definitely remembers those! 

“Oh, those! I must’ve forgotten them in the forest! Silly me! I don’t know about any orcs, though!” 

“Hmm. Well, in any case, please be more mindful with your belongings in the future, Mr. Bonnet. We’d hate for you to be in any trouble,” the elf eyes him suspiciously and hands over the dirty fabric and food. 

Stede tries not to grimace. He doesn’t want the nasty handkerchief or old food, but it would be rude to not accept anything from an elf. 

“Thank you! I appreciate that,” Stede lies. He bows and bids them all farewell. They take their leave and Stede closes the door. He hides the evidence of his shame in his bedroom closet and gets back to his cooking (after scrubbing his hands clean three times).

A kitchen with an old-timey style. It’s from the fancy hobbit house I was inspired by. The link to see it is here: https://mymodernmet.com/real-hobbit-house/. ~~~ Orc/Hobbit Sequel Part 8: Before luncheon arrives, Stede has finished his cleaning enough to be comfortable. He gets to work on his mushroom stew. When the mushrooms are cleaned, sliced, and put into the pan to sauté, Stede hears a knock on his door. He removes the pan from the heat and blows the oven’s fire out. He wasn’t expecting his neighbors until later. There’s another knock on the door and he rushes to answer it. Unexpectedly, there are seven Wood Elves standing outside his door! He smiles politely, bows, and greets them, “Good day, all! How may I help you?” The blonde elf in the middle smirks, “Good day to you too, Mr. Bonnet. We wanted to ask if you’d had any encounters with orcs recently.” Stede tries his best to not let his anxiety show on his face, “No, sorry, I’m afraid I don’t mingle with any foul creatures.” “Really? That’s quite interesting, considering we found some items of yours in the forest.” “Items? I’m not sure I’m following.” The elf removes a filthy handkerchief covering a moldy strawberry scone from a sack strapped to his hip. Stede definitely remembers those! “Oh, those! I must’ve forgotten them in the forest! Silly me! I don’t know about any orcs, though!” “Hmm. Well, in any case, please be more mindful with your belongings in the future, Mr. Bonnet. We’d hate for you to be in any trouble,” the elf eyes him suspiciously and hands over the dirty fabric and food. Stede tries not to grimace. He doesn’t want the nasty handkerchief or old food, but it would be rude to not accept anything from an elf. “Thank you! I appreciate that,” Stede lies. He bows and bids them all farewell. They take their leave and Stede closes the door. He hides the evidence of his shame in his bedroom closet and gets back to his cooking (after scrubbing his hands clean three times).

Wood Elves find orc tracks that lead into the Old Forest.

Stede enjoys his night back home. He gets visitors the next day.

CW: Hobbit Cis!Stede, Orc Trans!Izzy, Elf!Prince Ricky, Middle Earth Racism, Interspecies Relationships, Pining, Masturbation

#nsfw #stizzy #lupete #ofmdnsfw #izzystepson

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Here’s my Orc/Hobbit Sequel thread for Izzy Steps On Day! Stizzy’s still the main ship, but there’s Blackhands and LuPete too.

This script-style story is free to use and is hidden in Alt Texts. Please tell me if you use it; I want to see!

#nsfw #stizzy #blackhands #lupete #ofmdnsfw #izzystepson

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Video

Announcing Dead and Breakfast, a mini SMAU inspired by the prompt spirit/ghost for @cecillusive.bsky.social 's MOFU March!

Tags and more details coming soon! #DeadandBreakfast

Featuring #Gentlebeard #FrenchGarlicSoup and #LuPete

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discord.gg/MzBjX3FcGH

OFMD roleplay discord server, for people trying to locate one-on-one OFMD RP's!

All characters welcome! 💜

#OFMD #OFMDRP #gentlebeard #steddyhands #lupete #edizzy #sprizzy #cjizzy #jacked

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An oil pastel drawing. In the foreground is Lucius's red jacket draped over a chair. In the background are Pete and Lucius spooning in bed, facing away from the viewer (Pete is the Big Spoon)

An oil pastel drawing. In the foreground is Lucius's red jacket draped over a chair. In the background are Pete and Lucius spooning in bed, facing away from the viewer (Pete is the Big Spoon)

In 2023, this art inspired "Memento" written by tardigrape (and I also did a 2nd piece for this one) | #LuPete . Explicit. 6.5k words | 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/47626513

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I also made #LuPete and #Sprizzy! Meet Spriggs (the branchy plant) and the small succulent is BP (Black Pete or Beautiful Plant 🤣)

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I'd started posting my ofmdkinktober from 2023 here, but looks like I stopped. I also didn't end up finishing it that year, so just gonna throw the rest of them in a thread here

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard #lupete #archiejim

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Black Pete is kneeling on a stage, wearing an open vest and a g-string, a scarf tied around his head. arms raised and crossed behind his head. Lucius and Fang are seated at a table in front of him, Lucius waving a $20 bill and blowing a kiss. in the background, Ed is squatting, ass in Stede's face, who is standing by the stage. Stede is tucking a 20 in Ed's thong and looking up at Ed with a lovestruck expression. Ed is wearing high-heeled platform boots and thigh-high stockings, elbow-length fingerless gloves, and a simple harness attached to a collar. His hair is pulled up in a high ponytail, and a dangly earring hangs from his ear. He is looking over his shoulder at Stede flirtatiously.

Black Pete is kneeling on a stage, wearing an open vest and a g-string, a scarf tied around his head. arms raised and crossed behind his head. Lucius and Fang are seated at a table in front of him, Lucius waving a $20 bill and blowing a kiss. in the background, Ed is squatting, ass in Stede's face, who is standing by the stage. Stede is tucking a 20 in Ed's thong and looking up at Ed with a lovestruck expression. Ed is wearing high-heeled platform boots and thigh-high stockings, elbow-length fingerless gloves, and a simple harness attached to a collar. His hair is pulled up in a high ponytail, and a dangly earring hangs from his ear. He is looking over his shoulder at Stede flirtatiously.

day 19: stripping

Blackbeard's Bar and Strip Club and Other Delicacies and Delights (and Sex Equipment) was one of the most popular spots in the Republic of Pirates

#ofmdnsfw #lupete #gentlebeard

[orig. posted 10.19.22]

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 Of Halloween Costumes
StrangeBlueGlow
Summary:

    Pete sighs, heavily enough that it is audible through the door. “It’s bad luck to see me in costume before the party!”
    “Uh, Pete…” Lucius says, “I think that’s for brides on their wedding day, not couples at costume parties…”

Of Halloween Costumes StrangeBlueGlow Summary: Pete sighs, heavily enough that it is audible through the door. “It’s bad luck to see me in costume before the party!” “Uh, Pete…” Lucius says, “I think that’s for brides on their wedding day, not couples at costume parties…”

Also seasonally appropriate if coming in late in the day: A cute little Lucius/Pete fic I wrote for a Halloween exchange last year. T. 1.7k words - archiveofourown.org/works/51265297
#OFMDFic #LuPete

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⚔️❤️💍

#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #lupete

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Ed is over Stede's lap, dressed in a fancy outfit with his hair up. His breeches are pulled down to expose his ass. Stede is dressed as Blackbeard, looking down at Ed and smiling as one hand is raised, about to smack Ed's ass. He says "Where are your manners, Gentleman Pirate? Say 'thank you for my spanking." Ed is crying, hands held in front of him as he says "Th-thank you for my spanking, Captain Blackbeard sir!"

Ed is over Stede's lap, dressed in a fancy outfit with his hair up. His breeches are pulled down to expose his ass. Stede is dressed as Blackbeard, looking down at Ed and smiling as one hand is raised, about to smack Ed's ass. He says "Where are your manners, Gentleman Pirate? Say 'thank you for my spanking." Ed is crying, hands held in front of him as he says "Th-thank you for my spanking, Captain Blackbeard sir!"

Pete is sitting down with Lucius kneeling between his legs. He's looking down at Lucius, a fond expression on his face. His right hand his curled around the back of Lucius's neck, and the left is beside him. He's wearing a vest with ripped sleeves and has a leather band around his left bicep. Lucius is shirtless and is licking Pete's top surgery scar. Pete says "You're so hot, babe." Lucius replies "No, babe, you're so hot. Every part of you is hot."

Pete is sitting down with Lucius kneeling between his legs. He's looking down at Lucius, a fond expression on his face. His right hand his curled around the back of Lucius's neck, and the left is beside him. He's wearing a vest with ripped sleeves and has a leather band around his left bicep. Lucius is shirtless and is licking Pete's top surgery scar. Pete says "You're so hot, babe." Lucius replies "No, babe, you're so hot. Every part of you is hot."

it's #ofmdkinktober!

Day 1: Free use (I picked role play) || Spanking || “Say ‘thank you’.”

Day 2: Body worship

#ofmd #ofmdart #gentlebeard #lupete #ofmdnsfw

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