Kate: Aunt Joan! You don't wanna wear the unicorn hat?!
This could get good. #LyonFamilyXmas
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Uncles wife to my mom: It sounds like your husband needs a neurological exam.
#LyonFamilyXmas #KindestWayToSayHeIsCrazy
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Kate: That's what's up shawty.
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Kate: You know it's bad when you have to pretend to watch TV
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Kate: I love dogs. Hate people. Dogs don't talk or complain. And they love you even when you beat them
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Dee: I have Aspergers! It's a beginning stage of Alzheimer's! Google it!
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Lexi to David: Maria is my first favorite. James is my second favorite. You're the "other one"
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Lexi: Where's your girlfriend?
David: We broke up
Lexi: You're still not my favorite
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Cousin that made the "unicorn" hat: I should wear this [unicorn hat] at my wedding!
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Mom: We tried to figure out how to sedate Uncle Gene, but he has random drug testing at work
Dee: Oh! There are ways!
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Mom: You should try to sedate her at night
Marcus: At night isn't when she bothers people!
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Dee: You're lucky it's Christmas motha fucka.
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My cousin crocheted a hat for their gay roommate. It's a "unicorn" hat. You can use your imagination. #LyonFamilyXmas
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Cousin: I don't wanna die in my sleep. I would rather be shot. I'll just go up to PG
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Cousin: I couldn't sleep! I kept hearing Mark (boyfriend) breathe air and it kept pissing me off.
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Me: Did you just drop ice cream on my pants?
Cousin: Yeah, they look better now
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Cousin: I want you to move to North Carolina so I don't have to see you anymore
#LyonFamilyXmas #FeelingTheLove
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Cousin: Girl! That jacket is gonna go perfect with your brown Crocs!
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Cousin: What's your name? Oh! Dad!
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Queue my dad neglecting all family obligations in favor of watching A Christmas Story on repeat. #LyonFamilyXmas
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#LyonFamilyXmas tree. Nice work, Mom! 👍🎄🎅
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Mom: You know what they have at Walgreens?
Dad: More junk.
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Me: What kind of phone do you have?
Aunt Mary: Smart phone
Me: No, like which one?
Aunt Mary: Smarter than me
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Joe: What did you use?
Drew: Something for babies
Alicia: KY?
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Apparently my cousin caught his hands on fire recently? On purpose. #LyonFamilyXmas
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Alicia: Can you tell Holly you're going to leave to clean your room?
Drew: But, I'm cleaning it to put it in my car.
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Ask my family to put their names on their cups, and this is what you get. #LyonFamilyXmas
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My cousin took the controller from his daughter because she kept losing. #LyonFamilyXmas
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You know you're in Maryland when... #LyonFamilyXmas
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Aunt Mary: Maria! Wait. I forgot you were here. #Thanks #LyonFamilyXmas
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