Welcome to a “Wait! He’s Telling the Truth!” edition of the MAGA Minute.

Today, Trump announces the Republican strategy for winning in 2026: fraud.

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Welcome to a “Mad Cow” edition of the MAGA Minute!

Today, Trump’s Sec of Treasury argues that immigrants and the cows they are sneaking in are the cause of exploding beef prices.

Editors Note: No word on dog and cat prices.

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Welcome to a “Deflection Don” edition of The MAGA Minute!

Today Trump shows us how to say “I’m scared 3&,8jso@$” without saying “I’m scared 3&,8jso@$”.

Editor’s Note: He’s scared 3&,8jso@$

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Welcome to a “Deflection Don” edition of The MAGA Minute!

Today Trump shows us how to say “I’m scared 3&,8jso@$” without saying “I’m scared 3&,8jso@$”.

Editor’s Note: He’s scared 3&,8jso@$

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Welcome to a late night edition of the MAGA Minute!

Tonight, Trump commits to using the U.S. Army to reduce vacancy in America’s shopping malls.

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Welcome to a “Business is Bad!” edition of the MAGA Minute.

Today, Trump urges Congress to stop giving taxpayer money to evil and greedy insurance companies so taxpayers can give more money to evil and greedy insurance companies.

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Welcome to a “Jive Turkey” edition of the MAGA Minute!

Today, Trump announces that Thanksgiving Dinner is 25% lower under him, by which we assume he means 25% of Americans won’t have Thanksgiving Dinner this holiday.

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Today, Trump claims that California Republicans are disadvantaged because they can’t figure out how to mail a letter.

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Welcome to a “You’ve got mail” edition of the MAGA Minute!

Today, Trump claims that California Republicans are disadvantaged because they can’t figure out how to mail a letter.

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Welcome to a “Guns-a-Blazing” edition of the MAGA Minute.

Today Trump announces his intent to invade Nigeria if Muslims there don’t stop killing Christians.

No word on Russian Christians killing Ukrainian Christians.

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Welcome to a “Blame Canada” edition of The MAGA Minute in which Trump…well…blames Canada. And continues to harm American consumers.

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Welcome to an “All Hat” edition of the MAGA Minute.

Today, Trump complains that ranchers are stupid.

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Welcome to an “I’m just making stuff up” edition of the MAGA Minute!

Today, Trump, well, just makes up some numbers.

Editor’s note: If these were in fact true they would represent an explosion in crime after several years of decreased criminal activity.

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Welcome to a divine edition of the MAGA Minute!

Today, Trump talks about shares his views on heaven.

Editor’s Note: We agree with Trump.

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Today, the Orange Shit thanks the invader of Ukraine and architect of a million deaths for supporting his peace prize dream.

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Welcome to a “Thanks, Vlad!” edition of the MAGA Minute!

Today, Trump thanks the invader of Ukraine and architect of a million deaths for supporting his peace prize dream.

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Welcome to a “Fox sucks!” edition of the MAGA Minute!

Today, Trump complains that Fox isn’t sufficiently “onboard” and is refusing to acknowledge that he has a 65% approval rating.

Editor’s Note: He doesn’t have a 65% approval rating.

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Welcome to a “President for all the people” edition of the MAGA Minute!

Today, Trump describes half the American people as hateful, evil, and Satanic.

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Today, Trump announces his plan to meet the head of Project 2025 to gut programs supporting farmers, teachers, truck drivers, moms, and other Americans.

But yeah…totally about Dems wanting healthcare for migrants…

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Welcome to a “Keep your kids out of Texas” edition of the MAGA Minute!

We usually feature Trump during these, but Sen Cruz so perfecty captures MAGA today that he has earned some time under the sun lamp.

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Welcome to a “Tax ‘Em ‘Til They Drop” edition of the MAGA Minute!

Today, Trump makes back-to-back proclamations that he will make Americans pay new taxes on furniture and double the cost for many movies.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

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Welcome to a special McGruff edition of the MAGA Minute!

Today, Trump announces his plan to deal with crime.

Editor’s note: Crime is already illegal.

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And now, a special edition of the MAGA Minute, with the Governor of California standing in for Mr Trump.

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Welcome to a “Don’t Know Much About History” edition of the MAGA Minute!

Today, Trump talks tough to the Taiban, threatening “THINGS” if they don’t surrender the old Bagram Airfield to those who built it.

Editor’s Note: It was built by the Soviet Union.

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Welcome to a “Math is Hard” edition of the MAGA Minute!

Today, Trump announces that he will slash the cost of prescription medication by 1000%! …… by increasing the cost of drugs by 100%….ummmm…..

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Welcome to a “What’s up with that???” edition of the MAGA Minute!

Today, Trump demonstrates the cool thinking and resolute leadership one expects from the leaders of the free world.

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Today, the President of the United States literally announces his intent to make war on an American community.

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Welcome to a pretty dark edition of the MAGA Minute.

Today, the President of the United States literally announces his intent to make war on an American community.

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Welcome to a MURDER Tuesday edition of the MAGA Minute!

Today, Trump decrees Chicago the Murder Capital of the World!

Editor’s Note: It isn’t. The highest murder rates in the U.S. are in Red state cities: Memphis and St Lewis.

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