A plastic Easter egg labeled “Adult 18+ MEggFest #MAGnSeek 2026”
Contents of the egg: a small bag of Haribo goldbears, a Manager’s Special sticker like from a grocery store, and a roughly half-inch tall red turtle figurine.
Upon closer inspection, the turtle’s head is not the head of a turtle, but the head of a penis.
Found this egg lodged against a seat cushion, saw the label said 18+ so obviously I had to open that shit. Saw the items were some candy, a sticker, and a little turtle figure and thought “So why did it say 18+????”
Then I looked more closely at the turtle.
#MAGnSeek