Dat Pim Fortuyn meedoet met #mafs #mafsnl Dat verwacht je toch niet?

I'm wiping tears from my eyes wishing we could have gotten Joel's final vows #mafs #mafsau

I bet Steven and Rachel will get fucking sick of eachother within weeks of being outside together. #mafs #mafsau

It’s kind of funny watching Danny use a pen when you know he’s just asking ChatGPT #mafs not that I’m watching

Damn, how fucking long was Alissa's vows that it's night time and she's still going #mafs #mafsau

Oh I'm sure the channel 9 producer behind the camera appreciates your vows Alissa hahahahahahaha #mafs #mafsau

Steven is still not into you Rachel, not that I’m watching #mafs

I refuse to believe Karl Stefanovic watches Stan. I believe that Karl Stefanovic gets encased in a vat of VB until he is summoned #mafs #mafsau

Alissa: "I've never taken my ring off. Oh, except the one time I threw it at him, but that doesn't count" #mafs #mafsau

I sure hope that one of the couples just looted the apartment of everything before leaving #mafs #mafsau

Married at first sight but it's actually married at first shite #mafs

This is exactly why I want an American man / Aussie woman crossover for #MarriedAtFirstSight. I wanna see this kind of strategizing vs the narcissistic American men they cast on #mafs!
#mafsau #mafsaustralia

STAND UP DAVID bro you deserve better #mafs #mafsau

It's gonna be real fuckin bizarre when MAFS season 14 rolls around and Gia shows up telling everyone that she's leaving the experiment every 15 minutes. #mafs #mafsau

"I really don't want to do the dinner party" says Gia, who showed up specifically for the attention. #mafs #mafsau

Pftahahahahaha Ave Maria playing as Gia enters like it's a fuckin Hitman Blood Money mission #mafs #mafsau

Does gia genuinely think anyone believes this horsecrap? #mafs #mafsau

Fuck. If I proposed to a girl and her response was "thank you", I would just find the nearest manhole to hide in cause holy shit it's so over. #mafs #mafsau

WHAT IS GOING ON LMAOOOOO #mafs #mafsau

Girl you can't just destroy reality tv suspension of belief like that. These damn fake clowns #mafs #mafsau

GIRL WHAT THE FKUKKKKK #mafs #mafsau

Oh look, Gia's back. Who could have foreseen that coming. Yawn. #mafs #mafsau

Does Danny have a piece of toast hanging out of his suit pocket? #mafs #mafsau

I don't thinks it's a good idea to get relationship advice from architects of misery.

#mafs

MAFS Groom Tyson Faces Backlash Over Gay Comments MAFS Australia has been caught in a homophobia row as new groom Tyson Gordon faces backlash for comments about gay people.

#MAFS fury as Trump fan groom Tyson says he doesn't want gay men 'pushed in his face' www.thepinknews.com/2026/04/01/mafs-australi...

MAFS Groom Tyson Faces Backlash Over Gay Comments MAFS Australia has been caught in a homophobia row as new groom Tyson Gordon faces backlash for comments about gay people.

#MAFS fury as Trump fan groom Tyson says he doesn't want gay men 'pushed in his face' www.thepinknews.com/2026/04/01/mafs-australi...

Will there be another MAFS ????? #mafs

MAFS UK star dating ex again after split from TV husband Married at First Sight UK star Keye-Luke Tortice-Lunn has revealed he's dating his ex after his split from his show husband Davide Anica.

#MAFS UK star Keye dating ex again after split from TV husband Davide www.thepinknews.com/2026/03/30/mafs-uk-keye-...

I find the Brits shitting on Joel as they get introduced to him on #mafs very funny because it's proving the repeated point that the guy gets sentenced to death for being a little bit cringe.

That, plus they don't know.

Is @albomp.bsky.social addressing the nation at 7pm to apologise there’s no #MAFS tonight?