Sad face of someone who has just heard the Pentatonix version of Little Drummer Boy on the first damn day of the challenge. An airport terminal innthe background.

Lost the Little Drummer Boy Challenge in record time.
54 mins after touchdown. Pentatonix took me out.

If you want to win
@littledrummerboychallenge.com
Stream Tinsel instead. No parumpapumpums.

#LittleDrummerBoyChallenge #MajorMetalsPlaylistHeist #ChristmasMusic

A purika picture of the author with a caption of Merry Christmas, exaggerated bespectacled eyes, weird, cute little lips, and a lavender background.

Time is fake. It’s Black Friday when I leave Japan and it’ll be Black Friday AGAIN when I land. #Christmasmusic season just activated.

Luckily the Tinsel EP is 100% safe for all who celebrate
@littledrummerboychallenge.com

#MajorMetals #LittleDrummerBoyChallenge #MajorMetalsPlaylistHeist

A table with Chinese food on it. Featured in the foreground is a dish called Teridon with Tinsel Eggs and a pair of chopsticks.

Japan snuck something called Tinsel Eggs into my dinner. Ominous…

When the Tinsel EP drops on 11/22, I expect you all to be ready for holiday playlist infiltration. Family gatherings. Office parties. Hostage negotiations. Whatever it takes.

#MajorMetalsPlaylistHeist