#MakeShakespeareAmerican?

Well, wasn't he married to Anne Hathaway?

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#MakeShakespeareAmerican All the dudes played ladies

Thank you, star-spangled glovers, for playing #MakeShakespeareAmerican tonight.

But hark, tis late, so time to furl, and sleep the sleep that knits the ravell'd sleeve of care.

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Now is the summer of our discontent

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Farting is such sweet sorrow🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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Romeo, oh Romeo, why the fuck you gotta be a Montague?

All the world's an image #MakeShakespeareAmerican

“Et tu, bootay?” #MakeShakespeareAmerican

The Too Ignoble Klansmen #MakeShakespeareAmerican

The Taming of the Screwed

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To Ohama, to Omaha, to Omaha... #MakeShakespeareAmerican

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The LA Law hath not been dead, though it hath slept.

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“Out, damned spot!”

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Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably

“All that glitters is real, 18-karat gold.” #MakeShakespeareAmerican

Alas, poor Newark... #MakeShakespeareAmerican

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Much Idaho about nothing🤦‍♂️

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#MakeShakespeareAmerican Hell is empty and all the devils our hair

All the perfumes of Atlanta will not sweeten this little hand... #MakeShakespeareAmerican

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#MakeShakespeareAmerican Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the hot dogs of war

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Richard the third🤦‍♂️

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#MakeShakespeareAmerican Mulder, though it have no tongue, will speak

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The merchant of Venice

Beach

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A Medicine Seller's Numerical Dream

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President Lear

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Big Mac Beth

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Coriolasshole

A plague on both your Houses! #MakeShakespeareAmerican #NoEffort

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Lead on MacDuff🤦‍♂️

Uneasy lies the head that wears Akron... #MakeShakespeareAmerican