Gretel: You know what? I had my fun with the five-star hotel treatment and I like the hosts from down under, so I'm not gonna push my luck stealing a holy relic for pocket change. 'Kay? Kay! toodles!
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Mrs. Fox: Oh no! The holy idol has been stolen!
Sheriff Bulldog: I pity the heretic who thought that was a good idea. 10 to 1 the Lamb has them sacrificed to that tentacled pit as punishment.
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Gretel: Riddle me this, Lamb, if you're truly our lord and savior, why did I have to resort to disguising myself as furry Willy Wonka to enjoy the good life?
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Mrs. Kangaroo: I'm so glad I volunteered you both as "interns" for my guest house.
Bobby: I think you mean child labor-
Mrs. Kangaroo: *in a sharp tone* Why Bobby, did I just hear you volunteer to peel potatoes for 3 days straight?
Bobby:.... I'll shut up now.
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Gretel: Hm.. this idol looks like it could fetch me a pretty penny. Maybe I should steal it. What are the odds some caprine deity will actually smite me in some gruesome way for my blasphemy?
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Officer Bulldog: Don't you find it suspicious that there's nothing suspicious around here?
Mr. Kangaroo: Has anyone ever told you that line makes no sense?
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Gretel: Ahhh... this infiltration has given me the best day of my life. I'm sure absolutely nothing will happen to screw me out of this racket.
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Mrs. Kangaroo: With how much this guy eats, he's starting to remind me of my pregnant days.
Mr. Kangaroo: I can still smell all the veggie pizzas you ordered back then.
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Mr. Kangaroo: May the spirit of The Lamb keep us safe and happy always.
Mrs. Kangaroo: And prevent any of us from having any weird desire to eat poop.
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Gretel: Hi there, can I interest you in a set of kitchen knives?
Mrs. Bear: I heard that! Better not be stock missing from my store!
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Gretel: My plan to infiltrate the party disguised as Austin Powers' down-on-his-luck cousin is going to work flawlessly!
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Fanny: My brother and I had this idol built in honor of our lord and savior, the vanquisher of the Old Faith known only as The Lamb.
Freddie: As well as the awesome video game that was made to commemorate our lord's triumphs.
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Patty: Your baby is so cute! I wish I could scoop them out of your pouch and cradle them in my arms.
Mrs. Kangaroo: I might actually take you up on that offer if things get too stressful for both of us. my child would benefit from you being their surrogate big sister.
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Mr. Kangeroo: You okay, honey?
Mrs. Kangeroo: More than okay. recovering from giving birth has allowed me to reunite with an old friend; Cabernet Sauvignon!
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Ann: Aw, what an adorable little baby.
Patty: Surprised you didn't bring up any intention to spank them.
Ann: They're in no position to cause any trouble. They haven't learned to crawl yet.
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Mayor Lion: Welcome to Maple Town's first state-funded arcade! Here we have pinball, air hockey, and Polybius!
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Danny: I'm a dog who fell through a chimney, does this mean I'm the next Santa Paws?
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Kin: You know, Danny, you're more fun than Bobby is.
Danny: Uh, thanks?
Kan: How would you like to be our big brother instead?
Danny: Wait, what?
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Gretel: You expect me to talk?
Dr. Dog: No, Mr. Gretel, I expect you to be healed.
Gretel: I know the Hippocratic Oath's a thing, but somehow I'm disappointed you subverted that line.
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Mr. Otter: Are you dead?
Gretel: Nah, just still recovering from having seen Freddy Got Fingered.
Mr. Otter: My condolences.
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Gretel: Never thought my poncho would make a good fishing pole, but hey, don't look a gift dinner in the salt shaker.
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Bobby: Looks like they tired themselves trying to get away. Perfect chance for payback. Patty, hold two of them down while I discipline one of them at a time.
Patty: You mean you're-?
Bobby: If your big sis can swat her younger sibs for petty reasons, so can I!
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Bobby: Seems those bratty bros of mine got lost in the forest. That's one problem solved at least. Let's go fishing.
Patty: Bobby!
Bobby: What? Don't tell me you weren't thinking that exact same thing!
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Bobby: If you brats don't give me back my honey, I'll introduce you where I got it from! Spoiler alert; that meeting will HURT!
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Patty: Finally got that Special Lake Lure, I'm gonna show Arthur Morgan who's better at fishing!
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Mrs. Fox: You're sick with a fever, any idea what happened?
Fanny Fox: I watched the Rapsittie Street Kids musical.
Mrs. Fox: My god! I thought we purged all copies of that movie from existence!
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Bobby: Glad you picked a good song on the piano to play for us, I'd have suggested we drop that thing on Gretel.
Miss Deer: I shouldn't say this, but I admit that would be funny if that happened.
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Miss Deer: Since you trespassed into the school attic, you will be punished. But not by Ann's spanking.
All kids: *all sigh in relief*
Miss Deer: Instead you will be forced to listen to piano renditions of every Maroon 5 song ever written until dawn!
All kids: NOOOO!
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Fanny: Anyone want to hear my piano rendition of the song Photograph?
Bobby: The Nickelback song? I'm out! *runs off*
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