She got the bronze mine
I got the shaft
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„Leb wohl!
Leb wohl!
Leb wohl, mein süsses Weib!
Leb wohl! Mir zürnt der Gral, wenn ich noch bleib!
Leb wohl!
Leb wohl!“
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOjdbzEH06o&t=148s
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All Through with Knight
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In a chivalric romance,
It helps to have the biggest lance.
I'm sorry to be a jerk,
But I need more than just your dainty dirk.
The Rack Will Tear us Apart
Joy Division
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While courting a lass round the bend
I learned she was schtuping my friend
In a rage, hot as pitch
I publicly called her witch
And she burned at the stake in the end!
I Used to Love Her, But I Had to Accuse Her of Being a Witch
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3D printable Owl Plague Doctor miniature, pre-supported by Epic N Stuffs
Doctor, doctor, can't you see the buboes, buboes...
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🦉 <- Feels bad for Horned Owls, as the genus is "bubo" (Latin for owl), and the medical bubo is Greek for groin.
Take This Hot Poker & Shove It
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Divorce the gal, Hal;
Put on a ban, Hen;
Chop off her head, Ed;
And get yourself free.
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Roses are red
And can be quite arty
I've left you for The Lady of the Lake
You and your knights enjoy your sausage party
- Guinevere
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50 Ways to Behead Your Lover
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Verily, 'tis mine banquet and if I so choose, I shall weep.
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Roses are wilted
Lying dead in a box
As is my love for you
Since you gave me the Pox
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