The Medieval vlogger – Of widows and whelks If another church bell wakes me before the sun itself has bothered to clock in for work, I may commit a historical inaccuracy on purpose just to spite the century. It is* that loud.* I swear the be…

Of widows and whelks

If another church bell wakes me before the sun itself has bothered to clock in for work, I may commit a historical inaccuracy on purpose just to spite the century.

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The Medieval vlogger – How not to time-travel with a hangover Day… I don’t even know anymore. Let’s call it Thursday. There are few things worse than waking up in someone else’s bed. But waking up in someone else’s century? That’s a whole new category of awfu…

How not to time-travel with a hangover

There are few things worse than waking up in someone else’s bed. But waking up in someone else’s century?

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The Medieval vlogger – Of wives, and witty verses Journal Entry #19: Day 47 in Ye Olde London (a.k.a. The Day I Discovered Medieval Twitter) Dear Future Readers (assuming Wi-Fi returns before the plague),I’ve spent the morning trying to convince t…

Of wives, and witty verses

I’ve spent the morning trying to convince the people of 15th-century London that soap is a good idea. That didn’t go well.

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The Medieval vlogger – Of monks, misfits, and a miserable mug of ale Journal Entry #19: Day 19, I think. Hard to tell when all the mornings smell like wet straw and questionable humanity. Anyway, today has been one of those “What the hell, medieval London?” kind of …

Of monks, misfits, and a miserable mug of ale

Hard to tell when all the mornings smell like wet straw and questionable humanity.

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The Medieval vlogger – Quills, quarrels, and questionable ale Journal Entry #18: Day… let’s call it 47, since my iPhone battery died about 46 days ago and medieval London has yet to roll out a single charging station. So, here’s the vibe check: life as …

Quills, quarrels, and questionable ale

So, here’s the vibe check: life as a 24-year-old transplanted journalist in 15th-century London is both thrilling and terrifying.

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Medieval vlogger: Ye olde Wifi is rubbish Journal Entry – Day 6 (I Think?):#NoSignal #JustSoot Right. Let’s start this entry where I left off yesterday, still in 15th-century London, still inexplicably stuck in the lanky body of one Thomas…

Medieval vlogger: Ye olde Wifi is rubbish
Today’s adventure began at the “offy”, which in this context is not where one buys cheap vodka, but rather “offices of ye court.”

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Blind man’s buff Day… I don’t even know anymore. Let’s call it ‘Ropey Wednesday’Location: London, Kingdom of England, Year of Our Lord 1445 (a time without deodorant, basic dental care, or consent for most th…

1445 London! 😱 Met Godric, a blind rope-maker who navigates chaos better than I do my Mondays. His secret? "Eyes open, mouth shut, stick ready." 🦢🤦♀️

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Brother, canst thou not? DATE: Um… Thursday? Circa 1449?Location: London, Kingdom of England (also known as: Not-WiFi-Land) ENTRY #14 – In Which I Nearly Die (Again), Meet a Bounty Hunter, and Uncover the Medieval Version …

🤯 My medieval Thursday? Cart chases, a bounty hunter BROTHER reveal, wig theft by a highwayman, and a tavern brawl! 🤣 This family drama is MESSY. ➡️

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Larceny & loincloths Entry #13 – As documented by Rey Harper, accidental time-hopping freelance journalist, currently squatting in 1447 Dear Internet… scratch that, dear… me, since this is parchment a…

Lost in 1447! 🤯 Witnessed "Chicken Court" today: stolen hen, dramatic chase, fainting owner, and a poultry verdict! 🐔⚖️ Constable Blore is my new hero. 😂

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Molars, mayhem & medieval marketing Entry #5 – public dentistry, emotional scarring, and questionable hygiene. 10:02 a.m. – Southwark market square. Cold. Smells like boiled eel and bad decisions. Picture it: a brisk morning, t…

Medieval market mayhem! 🦷😱 Witnessed public dentistry by "Master" Tobyn! 🤕 Almost lost a tooth (and dignity!). Fish cart escape! 🐟💨 Guild of Public Dignity (shovel-based) failed. 😂

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Saints, scribes and sins, Oh my! Entry #4 – Now with 30% more ink stains and 100% more confusion. 06:50 a.m. – A rooster crowed directly into my soul. I am awake. I didn’t ask to be, but here I am. Thanks to the local avian …

Monk fanfic?! 🤣 Brother Clement's rewriting saints with talking pigeons & dragon bakeries! 🐉🍞 My attempt at copying? Epic fail. 🤦♀️ Banished for ink sins! 😂

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The Flemish fleece job Entry #3- With 14th-century PTSD and mild lice. 07:12 a.m. – I survived the privy. But at what cost. Let’s just say that medieval plumbing is less plumbing and more vertical hole of doom. I emerged…

Goat-hair crisis averted! 🐐 Symon's back, thanks to "eco-goat" & some... creative truths. 😉 Flemish traders are pissed. 🐀 Mayor's meeting? Let's brew "Scandalous Pelt" ale! 🍻

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Ye olde brew-haha, a pint-sized scandal in Southwark Entry #2 – Location: Some smelly corner of London, 15th century. Year: Undetermined but definitely before Wi-Fi. 08:02 a.m. – I wake up, confused, under a blanket that smells like boiled socks and …

Medieval Southwark: 🤯 Hay in my undies, ale that tastes like sock-soup, & a brewer who yeets turnips! 🍻 Alyce vs. Yeast Bastards = bar brawl! 💥 No Wi-Fi, but SO Insta-worthy! 😭 Goose stole my shoes. 🦆

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