1 star: Tavern's 'bottomless' ale mug literally had no bottom. Messy experience.

Just had a brew at the tavern—1 star! Their ‘bottomless’ ale mug was actually missing its bottom. I nearly dyed me feet ale brown! Medieval innovation or pure chaos? Probably both. Pom Pérignon demands refunds! 🍺🕳️ #MedievalMugMadness #MedievalYelp