Alberta's decline starts with me

some other ideas, but I am sure you can outdo me
"I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING."
"SEPARATION? JUST ANOTHER DISTRACTION FROM MY SCANDALS."
"I’M NOT A LEADER—I’M A FAILED RADIO HOST."
"MY POLICIES? BLAME OTTAWA & PRAY."
"I’D RATHER DESTROY ALBERTA THAN ADMIT I’M WRONG." #memeresistance