Blanket on, blanket off, blanket on one foot out, blanket on two feet out, blanket off.... Repeat
#menopausesucks
I woke up at 3:30 this morning, couldn't go back to sleep. Gave up and got up about 5, started working. Looked at the clock thinking it was 3-4 in the afternoon.
Family, it was 11:30.
ELEVEN THIRTY.
I am not okay.
#menopausesucks #crankywriter
That feeling you get when you have woken up in the night for no apparent reason four out of five nights and six am feels like six pm, and you still have to go to work. #Menopausesucks
How much sweating can the sweaty woman do? #menopausesucks
Ok, I'm going to need these night sweats to calm the fuck down already.
#Menopausesucks
My apologies,
I misunderstood your post.
I thought you were pointing out my chicken lips & thin hair which is absolutely true.
Minoxidil loves me :)
I understand her angst at aging
Not her animal cruelty. :(
#MenopauseSucks
#GetSchumerOut
#WhiskeyLeaks
#KristiNoemSucks
I really need to get my mitts on some oestrogen soon π©π©π©
#MenopauseSucks #Drizabone
I HAVE WITCH SOCKS!!!
I figure if I have to wear stupid compression socks until my hormones get their shit together, I may as well have fun with it.
#MenopauseSucks
So. Did you know, because I didn't until it happened to me, you can have so many hot flashes that you can get heat exhaustion, sitting in your house, in Wisconsin, in February, in the middle of a polar vortex. :P
#menopause #menopausesucks
After three months of my doctors fighting with my insurance company, my Veozah was πππππππ approved!!! Hot flashes be gone!
#MenopauseSUCKS
#HotFlashesComeFromTheDevilsAnus
Today is a tough day, but I don't want to call anyone. I have an amazing circle of support. But there's nothing for me to do but push through it. Aging sucks, but the alternative is death, and it's not that bad.
#menopausesucks
I'm this country's biggest threat: A 50-year-old menopausal queer woman with no uterus who isn't afraid to sock wrestle a 26 year old lesbian fire fighter while topless in front of some sheriff's deputies. #IYKYK
#menopauseSUCKS #menopause #perimenopause #hotflashes #ASD #ADHD #AuDHD Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
Same, girl! Same!! π
#MenopauseSucks
One of my clients gave me a gift certificate to a spa! I booked a 90 min. deep tissue massage for this afternoon and I am SO EXCITED TO FEEL GOOD AGAIN! #menopausesucks
OMG....HALLELUJAH..
I SAID HALLE-LU! PRAISE BE...THE AUNT FLO, QUEEN OF WRECKING PLANS AND STAINING PANTS π€£π€£π€£ HAS ARRIVED...22 DAYS LATE BUT HAS ARRIVED π©π©π©π©π©
#menopause #merrymenopause #menopausesucks #women #womenshealth
youtu.be/AcVFtu-ZmmM?...
Whether you're peri, post or not there yet, this one's for you!
#MenopauseSucks
Anyone living with a torn rotator cuff? Does it get better with time? Doc said it could also be the start of frozen shoulder.
Didnβt sleep last night, simply adjusting blankets caused enough pain to keep me awake. I have an ibuprofen allergy so itβs Tylenol only for me.
#aging
#menopausesucks
As if we donβt have enough to worry about ladies?! How are you coping with menopause?
#menopausesucks #agingstrong #menopausesupport
This is 100% facts! π
#menopausesucks
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I remember fondly the days when I could bang out 6-8 hrs of yard work in a day. Now Iβm happy if I get 2 hrs in. Lordy, feeling my age tonightβ¦ #menopausesucks
I love managing events. I built a whole company around it that I am ridiculously proud of. However, this new post menopausal anxiety driven, heart pounding, no sleep ride I am currently on is not conducive to being at the top of my game. What happened to Valium?? #lovemyfiftieshonest #menopausesucks