It might be worth looking into second hand ones, especially if you can snag one in the warmer months. The cost sucks but it's also better than hurting yourself. #MidwestProblems

Discovered I could actually get a ticket refund for a movie event I bought about a month ago. Minus the service fee of course. Refunds for tickets should be allowed because shit happens or people are just too tired to drive 1 1/2 hrs each way, as is my case tonight. #midwestproblems

100%. I feel like that in my own home town #midwestproblems

Oh, right, first Tuesday of the month 🌪🚨

#midwestproblems

Two yard flamingos stand face to face, their gaze averted down to a small, rectangular, stainless steel tureen filled with water, encircled with river rocks. On a mossy rock wall in front of this, a black cat in a Hawaiian shirt harness also gazes down at the tureen. No one is drinking.

They take turns, but no one wants to go first. #midwestproblems

These storms got me effed up. #migraine #migraineawareness #midwestproblems #skylight

Had to turn the heat back on. In May. It's so cold 🥶

#MidwestProblems

😂 #midwestproblems

I had to close my sunroof because it started snowing. #MidwestProblems

Waking up in the Midwest in March... 😑❄️

It was 70 degrees three days ago. It snowed today. It'll be 70 again in 2 days. What kind of weather rollercoaster is this?! 😂

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#MidwestProblems #FakeSpring #SnowInMarch #WeatherWhiplash #MidwestLife

I'm only 8th in line at the @kwiktrip.bsky.social carwash! It's a Midwest miracle! #ItsAboveFreezing #MidwestProblems #EVERYONEIsAtTheCarWash

I dared to crack my window because I practice lüften, being of German descent and living in Wisconsin. Now it won't close all the way because there's ice on the frame. #midwestproblems

I wonder if my car will start. #midwestproblems

lookin for yo new breeze in a room full of dead breezes b so fuckin stressful #midwestproblems 😓

I should wash my hair now in case my pipes freeze #Midwestproblems

So pretty! We’re getting ready for the snowmageddon. #midwestproblems

It was just cold af the other day now it’s 45 degrees 😴 I hate living in the Midwest #midwestproblems #winter #tocold

Grandpa's fortune is at the Davenport Bank not in the davenport at the bank. #MidwestProblems

And something about not worrying about being ready to make comics and just make them.

Guys I can’t drive in the snow, my tires suck #midwestproblems

The Aldi closest to me was out of sliced swiss cheese yesterday evening.
I think I have five kinds of cheese in my fridge right now and but I keep thinking about how I want some swiss cheese to make a sandwich with.

#MidwestProblems

There is SNOW falling from the SKY and I did not consent to any of this. #midwestproblems

(You're welcome for not calling it sneaux bc I am not obnoxious.)

@section_sign @JoeWidmer Also isn't that story like a week old? 🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘#midwestproblems 🐄 #north ⛄️