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#helluvaboss #blitz #moxxie #millie #loona #vivziepop #mission0
Stolas: "Get inside me!"
Me: *Smiling to myself*
Husband: What's so funny?
Me: 😳
Brain: *26 days straight of playing "Get inside me" on repeat.*
#Stolas #Mission0 #GetInsideMe #CantGetItOutOfMyHead
Up about 2 weeks late. Recorded this back on Sept 10th. It's just been really, really busy lately and wasn't sure when to drop it, but here's a first time reaction for #helluvaboss #mission0
youtu.be/mZMd62rd22Y
Am I late for this? Has this already being done? Idk,in any case enjoy!💚
#Mission0 #MissionZero #HuskerDust #missionzero #mission0 #huskxangel
“Amazing~”
Mission 0 you have my heart and soul. Got some new brushes and tried them out on thissss, love how it came out <3 #Stolitz #Mission0 #HelluvaBoss #Stolas #Blitz
Mission 0 - Stolas waving tootaloo to a recently fucked (in more ways than one) Blitzø.
I know Murder Family is the necessary first episode...
But I think it would be reeeeally funny if the chronological timeline of eps is: The Circus, Mission 0, LOO LOO LAND, then Murder Family. 🤣🤣🤣
Walk with me. 🙃🍎🖼️🧵
#HelluvaBossSpoilers
#Mission0
#LooLooLand
I made myself cry thinking about the bookends of [Mission 0 & Murder Family] and [Truthseekers & Ozzie's]
💔😭💔 I made myself cry thinking about the bookends of [Mission 0 & Murder Family] and [Truthseekers & Ozzie's]
#HelluvaBossSpoilers
#Mission0 #MurderFamily #Truthseekers #Ozzies
#Stolitz 🖼️🧵
#HelluvaBossSpoilers
#Mission0
#Blitzø #CriticalAnalysis #TheJacket
Blitzø tends to mask his feelings behind bravado, anger, and comedy. But his JACKET (or lack thereof) will usually tell you the truth of how he's feeling.
I feel its removal in Mission 0 is significant. Let's take a walk!
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Himbo Stolas. Seen here trying to rationalize how a thief could not be a thief....because he has a secret crush on you? Yes, that's it.
#HelluvaBossSpoilers
#Mission0
#Stolas
I LOVE that the new Pilot makes absolutely clear that Stolas is NOT a Mastermind. This ignorant slut is nothing but feathers upstairs. 🤣
Stolas: How about you pump me full of "sorry"?
Stolas: I have regrets.
Well, yeah you have regrets, Stolz. You are pregnant with sorries. 🤣
#Stolas
#Mastermind #DidntThinkThisThrough
#Mission0 #Emission2AtLeast
#HelluvaBossSpoilers
Blitzø: "Some sparkle!" His face! His cherubic little face! Like he didn't just go nextdoor and fuck a bird senseless!
#HelluvaBossSpoilers
#Mission0
#Blitzø
#Sparkle
His face! His cherubic little face!
Like he didn't just go nextdoor and fuck a bird senseless! 💖🥹💖
#HelluvaBossSpoilers
#Mission0
#StolasSpread
#GetInsideMe
Thanks, SpindleHorse!!!!
I live here, now. 🫠🥵🪭😵💫😍💖
Cash to young Blitzø: "There are scarier things..."
Mysterious shadowy person among the sources of conflict, shown in Mission 0.
Stella: "I'm glad one egg fell out of me so I could stop pretending to want to fuck his scrawny twig ass!"
Stolas's ass is in fact a FEAST. That is one plump rump! A thick juicy bird. Drumsticks for days!!!
#HelluvaBossSpoilers
#Mission0
#TheCircus
"Scrawny twig ass!"
B*tch, excuse me?!?!
We are not talking about the same drumsticks, no ma'am. That bird is thick and juicy. 🤤
Stolitz parting after an office quickie. Between them a portion of a motivational horse poster is readable: WILD.
#HelluvaBossSpoilers
#Mission0
#Wild
"WILD" indeed. 😜
Stolas, codename Stilts A really, very, very tall horse. Seen here post horsing around.
Blitzø: "You're like the size of one of those really, very tall, tall horses."
Blitzø: "You're like the size of one of those really, very tall, tall horses."
#HelluvaBossSpoilers
#Mission0
#Sinsmas
Stolas, codename Stilts:
A really, very tall, tall horse.
Seen here post horsing around.
#HelluvaBossSpoilers
#Mission0
I love that the 5 pitches for how I.M.P. should get to work are also 5 facets of the show as a whole: 🥰
Blitzø: Cool adventure w/ deep lore!
Millie: Violence! Kill them all!
Moxxie: Precision artistry and heart.
Loona: Random comedy. (Wing it.)
Stolas: Horny drama!!!!
Stolas lies down lasciviously on Blitzø's desk, at his first unofficial day at I.M.P.
Sinsmas - Stolas lies down crying on day working at I.M.P.
#HelluvaBossSpoilers
#Mission0 #Sinsmas
I love that the new Pilot has all 5 members of I.M.P. in the office. Nice foreshadowing! 🥰 It's going to take 20 episodes and a helluva fall from grace, but Birdie will find his way back to the office. And Daddy Blitzy will give him a desk for good behavior!
Blitzø: Fine, you win. Clothes off, let's go. Poles out, holes out.
#HelluvaBossSpoilers
#Mission0
#Stolitz
#YouWin
#Always
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I hope "You win" gets an echo in S3 or S4, but instead of resignation, Blitzø says it softly, helplessly in love.
🤭😏 Back to back:
Blitzø: *filming M&M* "This is a horny married couple and you don't need to see this filth."
Loona: "You have a call. He said his name was Stolas."
*The other future horny married couple have another Real Fast in Blitzø's office.*
#HelluvaBossSpoilers
#Mission0
#Stolitz
#HelluvaBossSpoilers
#Mission0
#BrycePinkham
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The way Bryce played with Stolas's range in that phone call...
And the way his voice dropped to say "gnaw on me" and "drink it like a thirsty dog."
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Verily, I require a fainting couch, posthaste.
Did Stolas fall asleep on Blitzø's arm, forcing him to stay the night? Or did they have the best sex ever, and fall asleep holding hands and spooning?
#HelluvaBossSpoilers
#Mission0
#Overanalysis
💔 Stolas fell asleep on Blitzø's arm, so Blitz HAD to spend the night?
❤️ Stolitz had the best night of their lives, and fell asleep spooning and holding hands?
I found my answer. 🤭
Cake for a cake stand.
😋🦉🍑🧁
#HelluvaBossSpoilers
#Mission0
#PumpMeFullOfSorry
#CreamFilledCake
Now, I may be entirely incorrect here, but I feel like the new pilot gives us a little more insight into #Moxxie and #Millie's marriage/relationship, specifically how long they've been together...
#Helluvaboss #Mission0 #Millie #Moxxie #M&M
I'm sorry I just love hi lil hoovsie feets they're so cute 🥰
Also animation error he shouldn't have his left boot on oops
#HelluvaBoss #Mission0 #MissionZero #Blitz #Blitzø #showfeet #lol #Stolitz #Stolas
Blitz wearing only his coat, Stolas' grimoire covering his bits, sitting on an outside tea table after falling onto a cake and splattering it all over a wide-eyes Stella and her friends
Thank you @vivziepop.bsky.social and co. for remaking this scene, it was literally all I asked for in the ep 😭👌🏼💖
#HelluvaBoss #Mission0 #MissionZero #Blitz #Blitzø #Stella #SorryIFuckedYourHusband #Iconic
Ok, had a few hours to process my thoughts, so I'll begin here...
GAHH LEE MILLIE! How fast do you ride that thang gurl😭 That table was fucking rocking and rolling😀
#helluvaboss #mission0 #Millie #Moxxie #M&M