S1E2: "Andy Joins the PTA (or Great Sexpectations)", originally aired May 26, 2002 [20:12]

STUDENT: Rock 'n' roll! #missionhill

S1E6: "Andy Gets a Promotion (or How to Get Head in Business Without Really Trying)", originally aired July 9, 2000 [20:50]

I, uh, left it in the car. #missionhill

S1E5: "Andy and Kevin Make a Friend (or One Bang for Two Brothers)", originally aired June 25, 2000 [11:36]

[BLEEPING & ZAPPING] #missionhill

S1E8: "Unemployment: Part 1 (or Brother's Big Boner)", originally aired July 16, 2000 [18:30]

Uh-huh. #missionhill

S1E8: "Unemployment: Part 1 (or Brother's Big Boner)", originally aired July 16, 2000 [13:54]

Maybe if you had visited Ron to get the form signed, #missionhill

S1E1: "Pilot (or The Douchebag Aspect)", originally aired September 21, 1999 [19:26]

S1E1: "Pilot (or The Douchebag Aspect)", originally aired September 21, 1999 #missionhill

S1E1: "Pilot (or The Douchebag Aspect)", originally aired September 21, 1999 [01:12]

With big phony jugs, the kind I like. #missionhill

S1E13: "Plan 9 from Mission Hill (or I Married a Gay Man from Outer Space)", originally aired August 11, 2002 [12:09]

And this here planet... is Pluto. #missionhill

S1E4: "Andy Vs. The Real World (or The Big-Ass Viacom Lawsuit)", originally aired June 9, 2002 [04:40]

None of us can afford to live #missionhill

S1E6: "Andy Gets a Promotion (or How to Get Head in Business Without Really Trying)", originally aired July 9, 2000 [19:20]

Of course we do. #missionhill

S1E2: "Andy Joins the PTA (or Great Sexpectations)", originally aired May 26, 2002 [18:50]

It was already dead. Oh. #missionhill

S1E13: "Plan 9 from Mission Hill (or I Married a Gay Man from Outer Space)", originally aired August 11, 2002 [05:48]

[♪♪♪] #missionhill

S1E5: "Andy and Kevin Make a Friend (or One Bang for Two Brothers)", originally aired June 25, 2000 [07:09]

Kevin, why are you calling me here? #missionhill

S1E1: "Pilot (or The Douchebag Aspect)", originally aired September 21, 1999 [10:37]

Question one: What is the new student's name? #missionhill

S1E13: "Plan 9 from Mission Hill (or I Married a Gay Man from Outer Space)", originally aired August 11, 2002 [06:12]

That's from when I was in this picture once, #missionhill

S1E12: "Happy Birthday, Kevin (or Happy Birthday, Douchebag)", originally aired August 4, 2002 [20:41]

[WILD ROCK PLAYING] #missionhill

S1E4: "Andy Vs. The Real World (or The Big-Ass Viacom Lawsuit)", originally aired June 9, 2002 [06:19]

Knock yourself out. #missionhill

S1E2: "Andy Joins the PTA (or Great Sexpectations)", originally aired May 26, 2002 [19:10]

S1E2: "Andy Joins the PTA (or Great Sexpectations)", originally aired May 26, 2002 #missionhill

S1E3: "Kevin's Problem (or Porno for Pyro)", originally aired October 8, 1999 [14:05]

I never said they set me on fire. #missionhill

S1E4: "Andy Vs. The Real World (or The Big-Ass Viacom Lawsuit)", originally aired June 9, 2002 [01:34]

S1E4: "Andy Vs. The Real World (or The Big-Ass Viacom Lawsuit)", originally aired June 9, 2002 #missionhill

S1E13: "Plan 9 from Mission Hill (or I Married a Gay Man from Outer Space)", originally aired August 11, 2002 [17:16]

Ohhh. That was the first time in history #missionhill

S1E2: "Andy Joins the PTA (or Great Sexpectations)", originally aired May 26, 2002 [06:03]

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] #missionhill

S1E13: "Plan 9 from Mission Hill (or I Married a Gay Man from Outer Space)", originally aired August 11, 2002 [15:45]

My script was called They Come From the Stars. #missionhill

S1E11: "Stories of Hope and Forgiveness (or Day of the Jackass)", originally aired July 28, 2002 [14:56]

S1E11: "Stories of Hope and Forgiveness (or Day of the Jackass)", originally aired July 28, 2002 #missionhill

S1E13: "Plan 9 from Mission Hill (or I Married a Gay Man from Outer Space)", originally aired August 11, 2002 [11:26]

[BOLD THEME PLAYING] #missionhill

S1E13: "Plan 9 from Mission Hill (or I Married a Gay Man from Outer Space)", originally aired August 11, 2002 [11:15]

Is this movie insane, or is it me? #missionhill

S1E7: "Kevin Vs. the SAT (or Nocturnal Admissions)", originally aired July 2, 2000 [02:58]

unless we all want to be Cavemen, I suggest it's time to improve our résumés. #missionhill

S1E5: "Andy and Kevin Make a Friend (or One Bang for Two Brothers)", originally aired June 25, 2000 [05:47]

Ha, ha! #missionhill

S1E1: "Pilot (or The Douchebag Aspect)", originally aired September 21, 1999 [21:32]

And, um, let's just try to forget about last night. #missionhill

S1E9: "Unemployment: Part 2 (or Theory of the Leisure Ass)", originally aired July 14, 2002 [16:27]

Except the missing tooth part, I guess. #missionhill