S1E1: "Pilot (or The Douchebag Aspect)", originally aired September 21, 1999 [14:52]

Imagine what we can accomplish this weekend! #missionhill

S1E3: "Kevin's Problem (or Porno for Pyro)", originally aired October 8, 1999 [11:22]

your laudatory bumper sticker #missionhill

S1E1: "Pilot (or The Douchebag Aspect)", originally aired September 21, 1999 [04:34]

Much better than me. #missionhill

S1E4: "Andy Vs. The Real World (or The Big-Ass Viacom Lawsuit)", originally aired June 9, 2002 [10:05]

to a lucrative career in the entertainment business. #missionhill

S1E1: "Pilot (or The Douchebag Aspect)", originally aired September 21, 1999 [07:31]

Don't get excited. #missionhill

S1E8: "Unemployment: Part 1 (or Brother's Big Boner)", originally aired July 16, 2000 [15:22]

Where'd you hook up a set of wheels like this? #missionhill

S1E0: "Intro", originally aired September 21, 1999 [00:27]

♪ Okay ♪ #missionhill

S1E2: "Andy Joins the PTA (or Great Sexpectations)", originally aired May 26, 2002 [16:02]

S1E2: "Andy Joins the PTA (or Great Sexpectations)", originally aired May 26, 2002 #missionhill

S1E9: "Unemployment: Part 2 (or Theory of the Leisure Ass)", originally aired July 14, 2002 [02:09]

It's not your couch. #missionhill

S1E3: "Kevin's Problem (or Porno for Pyro)", originally aired October 8, 1999 [13:06]

S1E3: "Kevin's Problem (or Porno for Pyro)", originally aired October 8, 1999 #missionhill

S1E10: "Kevin Finds Love (or Hot for Weirdie)", originally aired July 21, 2002 [17:39]

And he has big, thick glasses. #missionhill

S1E8: "Unemployment: Part 1 (or Brother's Big Boner)", originally aired July 16, 2000 [21:11]

[IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] #missionhill

S1E5: "Andy and Kevin Make a Friend (or One Bang for Two Brothers)", originally aired June 25, 2000 [01:21]

See. I reserved it a week ago. #missionhill

S1E9: "Unemployment: Part 2 (or Theory of the Leisure Ass)", originally aired July 14, 2002 [20:39]

Oh! #missionhill

S1E8: "Unemployment: Part 1 (or Brother's Big Boner)", originally aired July 16, 2000 [09:26]

Hm-hm. Hm. #missionhill

S1E5: "Andy and Kevin Make a Friend (or One Bang for Two Brothers)", originally aired June 25, 2000 [13:36]

Thanks, Kevin. #missionhill

S1E0: "Intro", originally aired September 21, 1999 [00:03]

[♪♪♪] #missionhill

S1E6: "Andy Gets a Promotion (or How to Get Head in Business Without Really Trying)", originally aired July 9, 2000 [08:45]

[♪♪♪] #missionhill

S1E4: "Andy Vs. The Real World (or The Big-Ass Viacom Lawsuit)", originally aired June 9, 2002 [14:13]

Then please stop being so... #missionhill

S1E9: "Unemployment: Part 2 (or Theory of the Leisure Ass)", originally aired July 14, 2002 [15:50]

Go ahead. #missionhill

S1E4: "Andy Vs. The Real World (or The Big-Ass Viacom Lawsuit)", originally aired June 9, 2002 [08:42]

♪ All I see is death ♪ #missionhill

S1E13: "Plan 9 from Mission Hill (or I Married a Gay Man from Outer Space)", originally aired August 11, 2002 [09:25]

S1E13: "Plan 9 from Mission Hill (or I Married a Gay Man from Outer Space)", originally aired August 11, 2002 #missionhill

S1E13: "Plan 9 from Mission Hill (or I Married a Gay Man from Outer Space)", originally aired August 11, 2002 [06:06]

This space guy is the spitting image of you. #missionhill

S1E7: "Kevin Vs. the SAT (or Nocturnal Admissions)", originally aired July 2, 2000 [16:25]

I want to go to Cornell just like my dad. #missionhill

S1E8: "Unemployment: Part 1 (or Brother's Big Boner)", originally aired July 16, 2000 [21:10]

I kill your whole family! #missionhill

S1E0: "Intro", originally aired September 21, 1999 [00:41]

[GIGGLING] #missionhill

S1E7: "Kevin Vs. the SAT (or Nocturnal Admissions)", originally aired July 2, 2000 [10:24]

to share ideas and play computer games! #missionhill

S1E11: "Stories of Hope and Forgiveness (or Day of the Jackass)", originally aired July 28, 2002 [20:14]

S1E11: "Stories of Hope and Forgiveness (or Day of the Jackass)", originally aired July 28, 2002 #missionhill

S1E2: "Andy Joins the PTA (or Great Sexpectations)", originally aired May 26, 2002 [16:27]

Oh, no, no. We're off to the big dance. #missionhill

S1E8: "Unemployment: Part 1 (or Brother's Big Boner)", originally aired July 16, 2000 [17:19]

The thought of Kevin driving that car is making me nuts! #missionhill