patrick star from spongebob squarepants has a purple eye and a red spot on his head . ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants has a purple eye and a red spot on his head .

Me: Gifted and talented education student, scholarship recipient, boy scout, JROTC superior cadet, "student ambassador"

Also me: locks the keys in his car at least three times, this morning included

#ImADumbass #MomComePickMeUp

bad end

@getgianni.com

#smileybomb #getgianni #momcomepickmeup

everyday i look at my phone to see that the big bad wolf has been appointed as the head of the national sheep protection agency.

#electionresults #dems #momcomepickmeup #imscared