A screenshot from Stardew Valley mobile, showing a player interaction with the shadow creature Krobus in the sewers. He is shaped like a vaguely-humanoid blob of shadow, with a jagged jack-o-lantern style mouth, pale eyes, and a little spiral curlicue of shadow swirling up and to the left at the top of his head. Krobus is saying, “I try not to make too much noise down here. Imagine if the townspeople heard my weird sounds coming from the sewer drain...” Overlaying the screenshot is the caption: “playing a stardew valley run where I marry a villager to have children, then divorce them and keep the kids, then marry a sewer-dwelling shadow monster and raise the kids with him (since he's not able to have his own with me, since we are different species) ...not weird...not weird at all… whatever, it's monsterfucker month.”

Updates on my #MonsterFuckerMonth #StardewValley run in which I’m aiming to raise kids with #Krobus:

🖤 I have wooed several villagers into relationships, and have 2 at enough hearts to propose to
🖤 Krobus has given me the Dark Sign recipe!
🖤 preemptively making my home/farm as Krobus-y as possible