Ars Technica reports that OpenAI and Microsoft are trying to knock out Elon Musk’s damages expert, arguing his $79B–$134B number is built on unverifiable, cherry-picked assumptions — i.e., “big-number theatre” that could mislead a jury. “Musk is seeking damages between $79 billion and $134 billion from OpenAI and … Microsoft.” Ars Technica (Ashley Belanger, 19-Jan-2026) “Wazzan’s math seemed ‘made up,’ … allegedly ‘conjured’ just to satisfy Musk.” Ars Technica (Ashley Belanger, 19-Jan-2026) “I don’t need to know all the other people.” Ars Technica (quoting C. Paul Wazzan testimony, 19-Jan-2026)

{𝗮𝙅𝙎𝘿} $134B “math” to squeeze OpenAI? Looks like classic Musk-grade exaggeration: big number, thin proof. 🤥📈💸 #MuskMath #HypeOverMath #AI #MaMuskBoy

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DOGE finding fraud with no proof is like yelling “ghosts stole my paycheck” and then demanding an exorcism. Bold claims, zero receipts. #MuskMath
#50501movement
#TeslaTakedown
#ImpeachTrump
#resist

DYK: Elon Musk loses a billion dollars every time Tesla drops $2.43.
I lose a sock in the laundry and cry—he loses a billion and just tweets through it.
Honestly? I’m fine with it. Real fine.

#BillionaireProblems #TeslaTumbles #MuskMath #IDontFeelBad #CryInTheChandelierRoom

#Muskmath should be a thing.

DOGE isn't saving taxpayers a dime-it's just Elon's golden key to the federal cookie jar.

Designed to ‘audit’ the government but somehow always benefits Musk.

What a coincidence!

#ElonsPetProject #FakeSavings #DogecoinDelusion
#MuskMath #Dogewashed
#ScamOfTheCentury
#MuskBiggestHeist

Elon's DOGE Claimed It Saved $8 Billion. The Real Figure Was $8 Million. Elon Musk's government "efficiency" initiative continues to be inefficient and stupid.

gizmodo.com/elons-doge-c... #ElonMusk 🐶
#Dogecoin 🚀
#FinanceFails 💸
#BillionVsMillion 🤦‍♂️
#CryptoChaos 📉
#MuskMath 🤔
#DogeToTheMoon? 🌙
#TechBillionaireDrama 🎭
#RealityCheck 🔎
#MemeEconomy 📊

If a man can’t execute 4th grade math problems, why is he trusted with our county’s spending? #trumpbrokeamerica #muskmath

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Imagine buying an app for 44B in 2022 and then boom it’s 2024, 20 million users and counting have left your app and it’s currently valued at 9.4B. #muskmath #winning #losing

Musk's Undisclosed Starlink Costs Undercut Profitability Claims SpaceX celebrates the satellite business as a money-making venture fueling a quest to launch rockets and reach Mars.

Burning more cash than it brings in = $200bn valuation;-)

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#PumpPump
#GoldenAgeOfFraud