Small round brown hound settles into pile of green and blue laundered blankets, impatiently waiting for me to lift the window shade near him so he can bark at passers-by.

Shade open, let the judging commence!

Trigger—small round brown hound—in his self-fashioned voluminous outfit. The air-conditioner is set at 72° but I’m feeling judged now.

Small brown hound makes self-burritos look effortless. I didn’t touch it after forgetting I dropped them unfolded on our bench. He is a cute little focker, to be sure!

We have a five-star burrower in da house!

I dropped clean blankets in heap on bench so the bench could fold them. Instead, #Trigger fashioned the whole pile into a mint green #MetGala moment in under an hour.😅

#dogs #MuttGala #dogburrito #TriggerHappy #smalldogs #dogsofbluesky #ohmydog

Chihuahua in old-timey black tuxedo telling me the fastest way to reach the Met.

Italian greyhound in minimalist pink and black poses on green carpet with his chihuahua buddy in a snappy black tuxedo top.

Fanny the white and tan chihuahua in pink leopard print dress and pink studded collar stands next to her bff, a gray and white Italian greyhound in slate harness and pink studded collar, on the green carpet thoroughly enjoying the Mutt Gala.

Fanny angles for a better camera shot while Paisan the Iggy speaks to reporters on the green carpet at the Mutt Gala.

Trigger was more excited than usual to be my backseat driver on our way to walk the green carpet at Monday’s #MuttGala. 😂

#dogs #cutedogs #smalldogs #MetGala #welldresseddogs #dogsofbluesky #fashiondogs #entitleddogs #BestinShow #Adoptdontshop #ohmydog #MyDogsWearPrada 🤭