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Shh... My shows're on.🦉✨

#MyBrainTurnedMushy

#TaggingSisters #HashtagGame

#TowelOwlTuesday

#MyBrainTurnedMushy just like the rest of me. The joys of middle-age and menopause.

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#MyBrainTurnedMushy when I found out these dipshits who said they were going to lower prices for products American people need, and reduce our national debt, decided to commit $500 BILLION of taxpayer money for AI.

#MyBrainTurnedMushy.

That's the tweet.

It's still mushy.

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When trying to understand accounting in college #MyBrainTurnedMushy

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#MyBrainTurnedMushy when you were gone for three days!*

* 15 minutes

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#MyBrainTurnedMushy
But I'm still smarter than your average amoeba

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#MyBrainTurnedMushy when the cop asked me where I was between 7 and 7:30

#MyBrainTurnedMushy
And that wasn't nearly the icing on the cake

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#MyBrainTurnedMushy
I’d tell you why, but it’s mushy.
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I once watched breakfast TV and then #MyBrainTurnedMushy Good moron Britain. 📺😜

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#MyBrainTurnedMushy when the zombie smelled it.

#MyBrainTurnedMushy when I see who’s rappin now.

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The trouble started when I left my drink unattended. Then #MyBrainTurnedMushy, I woke up here in Caracas, and can't get the taste of tennis balls out of my mouth.
But enough about me ... what brings you to Venezuela?

#MyBrainTurnedMushy when I looked at twitter/X, so I deleted the account before I lost anymore brain cells.

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#MyBrainTurnedMushy, "things happened", and that was the last time Holly had ⤵️

If #MyBrainTurnedMushy, 👩‍🔬, that would be inconvenient, and now 👩‍🔬 is 🤔🤔🤔 of all the bad effects¹, but Holly no longer cares, or: that's how this relationship works.
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After a binge-watch marathon #MyBrainTurnedMushy

#MyBrainTurnedMushy but I know a Nazi when I see one

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#MyBrainTurnedMushy and it worked wonders for my confidence!

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#MyBrainTurnedMushy when it was my turn on Scrabble

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#MyBrainTurnedMushy and I lost my “safe spot”

#MyBrainTurnedMushy so I'm not taking any chances.

When #MyBrainTurnedMushy I installed new software. 📚

When #MyBrainTurnedMushy so did my tolerance. 😠

#MyBrainTurnedMushy so don't rush me! 😜

#MyBrainTurnedMushy and so did my brakes.

#MyBrainTurnedMushy but I still got my crunches in. 😏