#MyMarriage
1. Unlike Donald Trump, I wasn't good at convincing #Women to accept #Bullshit + #Lies
2. I wasn't good at convincing my #Wife of #Heaven after death and all her dead parents were waiting for her
Liars and deceivers seem to very very popular. People are attracted to Trump and #Epstein
Twitter post that reads, "Hot Goth in the woods that keeps answering the door, signing, and going, "no, I'm not the witch, he lives over there" and points across the street to a dazzling pretty boy wearing a gold waistcoat who's waving excitedly at them. This happens 268 times a month".
Plot twist: they are both witches, are actually married, and she just prefers to have her spouse handle the people inquiries so she can focus on her druidic magic and not deal with people.
#mymarriage #alwaysandforever
