#MetOffice are asking the public to #NameOurStorms
this #Tumblr is proposing we send some quiet messages by sugggesting #BP #Exxon #Shell #Equinox & #BigOil as possible names for the next five #Storms seeing as they are mega-corps fossil-fuel caused & driven

www.metoffice.gov.uk/forms/name-o...

My #NameOurStorms suggestions
#Boris (if it's blustery)
#Donald (if it's erratic)
@metoffice

Boris if it's blustery! #NameOurStorms @metoffice
Donald if it's erratic!

Capri-Sun #nameourstorms

Alan Mullally #nameourstorms http://t.co/aTSErn3eUk

Sweatboxxx #nameourstorms

Gary Penrice #nameourstorms http://t.co/lWUzfafbKi

Rear Admiral Shit #nameourstorms

Ms Shit #nameourstorms

Mr Shit #nameourstorms

#RSS2015 to kick off today with keynote from Dame Julia Slingo Chief Scientist at @metoffice (Opportunity to get in first to #NameOurStorms)