This one finds itself in all kinds of predicaments…kind of like the #NaughtyGnome 🤣🤣

Well, that's it, the tree is down and #NaughtyGnome and the gang are off on their travels 🛵💨

#UntilNextYear 🎄

Hahahahaha...this could have #NaughtyGnome all over it!

#NaughtyGnome

Me: Get out of those presents!
NG: I'm not touching them so 🖕
Me: Wait...what's that sticking out of your butt?
NG: That's a rather personal question
Me: Just answer the question ya little freak
NG:
Me: OMG...is that a Reindeer???
NG:
Me: Santa is gonna be pissed
NG: *shrugs shoulders

My GAWD…are they breeding??? Are we about to be overrun with #NaughtyGnome spawn? I may need an exit strategy 👀

My greatest fears are being realized. We cannot allow this assimilation to continue. Just this morning #NaughtyGnome expressed his desire to acquire a black & red plaid coat and a toque! John, this is my identity and he wants it. I now sleep with one eye open and with a blunt object at the ready.

Good call on beginning to board up! Just in the nick of time as early this morning I caught #NaughtyGnome plotting his devious endeavours and it would appear that Ey Up may be on his mailing list. I now have to warn @mandk6980.bsky.social as our demise may be imminent.

#NotASantaList

NG: seriously, Matt and Kate sent this to you all the way from the UK
Me: that they did
NG: wow, they are so thoughtful and like the coolest peeps ever!
Me: Right?!?
NG: so, WTF happened to you then?
Me: 🖕🏼

#NaughtyGnome #ImBlownAway

#AlphabetChallenge
#WeekXforXmas

"Let's just nip to the Christmas Fair and see a friend's stall"

.... we now have a mouse wearing a crown 🤷‍♂️🐭👑 😍

#NaughtyGnome #AndFriends

The image shows a small decorative gnome figure sitting behind a countertop in a dimly lit indoor setting. The gnome has a tall, pointed knit hat patterned in red and gray, pulled low over its face so only a round nose and a long, white beard are visible. One small hand is raised, forming an extended middle finger gesture, giving the scene a humorous or irreverent tone. In the background, soft blue and white bokeh lights—likely from a small Christmas tree—glow out of focus, adding a festive contrast to the dark surroundings. The overall mood is moody and playful, with dramatic lighting and shallow depth of field drawing attention to the gnome.

NG:
Me:
NG:
Me:
NG:
Me:

This is where we're at...

#NaughtyGnome #CommunicationBreakdown #AlphabetChallenge #WeekXforXmas

Has he been hanging with #NaughtyGnome?

The image is a close-up of a human hand held up indoors, with the middle finger extended while the other fingers are curled down. The wrist is visible, wearing a dark fitness band or watch strap. The background is heavily blurred, creating a shallow depth-of-field effect, with soft teal and blue bokeh lights that suggest decorative or holiday lighting. Out-of-focus kitchen items, such as a red kettle and dark cookware, appear in the background, giving the scene a casual, domestic setting. The lighting is low and moody, emphasizing the hand while keeping the surroundings indistinct.

#NaughtyGnome: Hey old man...my coffee better not be bitter this morning
Me:
NG: And with a double shot of Baileys Irish Cream
Me:
NG: While you're at it...I want Eggs Benny with smoked salmon served on sourdough English Muffins
Me:

#AlphabetChallenge #WeekXforXmas #Bokeh

a baby wearing a black space racer shirt ALT: a baby wearing a black space racer shirt

With friends like these fellows who wouldn’t delay their travel plans to the frigid prairies? We’re off to M&Ts this weekend and have left #NaughtyGnome behind. I shudder to think of the chaos we may return to.

#AlphabetChallenge #WeekXforXmas

@wjbphoto.bsky.social just had a message from #NaughtyGnome, there might be a further delay on him getting there, he's diverted to see some friends at the beach! ⛱️

#AlphabetChallenge #WeekXforXmas

#NaughtyGnome is just setting off, @wjbphoto.bsky.social he said he should be with you by August with his current mode of transport! 🛵💨 🇨🇦

Me: Dude…WTF are you doing
#NaughtyGnome: None of your business
Me: It’s my computer so it is my business. You better not be looking for hook ups on the dark web
NG: It’s my Brother from a different Mother ya sicko
Me:😳
NG: 🖕🏼

#AlphabetChallenge #WeekXforXmas

#AlphabetChallenge
#WeekXforXmas

... and so it starts! 😂

#NaughtyGnome 🎄🍸

The image shows a festive holiday gnome figure positioned behind a small metal tin on a countertop. Gnome: It has a long white faux-fur beard and a round, soft nose. The hat is pulled low, covering where the eyes would be. The hat is knitted with a gray and red snowflake pattern, and the gnome has red mittens. The lighting is dramatic, creating a moody, humorous feel. Foreground: On the countertop sits a small rectangular tin decorated with a cheerful cartoon Santa on a green background with snowflakes. The lid is off, and inside the tin are several hand-rolled paper items that resemble rolled cigarettes. Overall, the scene blends holiday whimsy with a humorous twist, pairing a cute winter gnome with a Santa-themed tin containing rolled smoking papers.

GTFOH #NaughtyGnome Just because @sheena-mck.bsky.social said it's #WeekXforXmas does not mean you get to help yourself to the Xmas treats 🤬

#AlphabetChallenge

Thanks Jenny 🙏🏼

He just appeared again…coincidentally around the same time as the Christmas goodies started to show up. #NaughtyGnome appears to be up to his old tricks.

Here's a bunch of little paintings I've put around the house :) I always forget to take pics of these so today I went around and captured them all xP!

(More in replies!)

#acrylicpaintings #paintings #naughtygnome #gnome #mushroom

Poor nothing…I almost stepped in his special big surprise that was left behind. I’m thinking the #NaughtyGnome has been upping his influencer game.

#ConspiracyTheory

I can only speak for the #NaughtyGnome 😂

Happy New Year Sheena! Hope that you’re about to engage in some #NaughtyGnome type behaviours 😏

Hasn’t he though…I think #NaughtyGnome must have found him 😱

Interesting Anja and I do get this. Like you I struggled with some of the words. I’m not necessarily a Xmas person so #NaughtyGnome was born. Or Yummy…yes I have food pics but wanted to go in a different direction and play with the word. TBH…either/or works for me.

#FenceSitter

#NaughtyGnome snuggling with a lady who appears to be sleeping.

I'm afraid your hopes are not being realized JM...came back from making coffee this morning and the little 🤬 was all nestled up with my Lover. We had words.

🤬 #NaughtyGnome

Careful what you ask for Sheena…little fecker wants nothing more than to be an oligarch and have influence over our leaders 😒

🤬 #NaughtyGnome

#NaughtyGnome showing off his bright light to banish the darkness.

A club I would join over and over again. Proud to be a member and so fortunate to have met you all either virtually or in real life. Ya'll shine bright lights and banish the darkness.

#NaughtyGnome apparently wants in on the action now!

He’s like #NaughtyGnome

#AlwaysWatching 👀👀

Lucky for me that #NaughtyGnome is such an attention seeking little wanna be influencer then! 😂😂