Minister of Fucking Bunnies, but Holly turned down the spot because she refuses to work for that asshole Elon Musk, the new POTUS, and do you hear that Tesla? #NewCabinetPositions
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Secretary of Incels
and his sub the
Secretary of the Forced Relief Corps
(She answers to the President & every [Male] in the
Cabinet. She gets a special chair with restraints 24hr secret service agents so she never misses a meeting and to protect her from harm between meetings)
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Director of the Direct
Deporting and Divesting of their Dependants all
Documentless
Deportables
Department
The China Cabinet
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A big one to keep all the boxes of classified material, so people won't see them lying around in the bathroom
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Secretary of Zenith Muster Fundraising
For short, it would be called the SecZeeMuhFuh
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Ministry of Silly Walks #NewCabinetPositions
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Prime minister of compliments
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