@NotTodayPod #NewCommandments
Thou shalt anoint ALL of your food with CELTIC salt
Actually Jake, if we #Yappostles are definitely accepting you as our Lord and Saviour, will the Right Revvd Lionel Carpping [sic] be able to perform exorcisms to help beat off evil doers?
Thou shalt not inflect thy sentences upwards, unless thou askest a question #newcommandments
Thou shalt not bear false witness, unless a) thou workest for the Met or b) thy name is Murdoch. #newcommandments
Thou shalt not send thy neighbour unsolicited fish, angels or gangsters #newcommandments #Facebookcommandments
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's followers #newcommandments #Twittercommandments @HurstAKA
