So much winning!
#NewGoldenAge
And Iran is still in control of the Strait, now charging a toll of $2 million per ship
I'm so old, I remember way back <checks notes> *40 days ago* when the Strait was open to the free flow of traffic
#NewGoldenAge in America, according to Hassett
And he's another WH fuckin' economic genius
Bwahahahahaha.#winning #newgoldenage
#NewGoldenAge in America!
So much winning!
Welcome to the #NewGoldenAge in America!
#NewGoldenAge in America, right?
All those new factories are going to be turning on all their new machines any day now...
Nuh-uh!
Nutnick and Hassett both say that all those new factories are getting ready to turn on all their machines, and millions of new factory workers will be needed for the #NewGoldenAge in America
Ending the Forever Wars by starting more of them #NewGoldenAge
Exactly!
And that's no longer allowed in "The #NewGoldenAge in America"
Dear Leader will tell us all what to believe when it comes to data
In the old days, we used to just call slow growth, weak jobs, and rising prices *stagflation*
Now, they call it "The #NewGoldenAge in America"
Welcome to the #NewGoldenAge in America!
The #NewGoldenAge in America is here!
Once again, whenever the GOP is in power, this happens. #newgoldenage #winnng
studyfinds.org/9-in-10-amer...
Pretty bad when they have to warn people in advance that the jobs numbers are really going to suck ass
Turns out, this economic disaster they've created is getting even worse
#NewGoldenAge in America
"AI-related industrial and service sectors as drivers of growth
Yeah, the kind of growth with fewer jobs and lower real incomes
#NewGoldenAge
Say now...
Weak jobs, weak growth and higher prices...
Didn't there used to be a word for that?
Oh yeah, *STAGFLATION*
That thing most every competent economist predicted his tariff nonsense would produce
And so, here we are
#NewGoldenAge
Flat and Down
#NewGoldenAge
#NewGoldenAge in America
#NewGoldenAge in America, but foreign travelers aren't buying it
Yes, but according to Hassett, that's only because "they haven't turned the machines on yet"
Just wait, the #NewGoldenAge for America is coming
Also, "Prosperity is just around the corner" -- Herbert Hoover
Laser focused on bringing down those grocery prices! #newgoldenage is coming in 2 weeks.
This #newgoldenage is super fun for us. Broke and afraid our own Federal government may randomly shoot us. Good times.
Wait, wut?
Whereβs my job putting tiny screws into iPhones in the new American factories?
Millions of us are supposed to be working there for the rest of our lives
WTF?
I guess weβll all need to pick fruit at one of the new banana plantations going in, right?
#NewGoldenAge
Wow, this some #newgoldenage . Iβm pretty exhausted from all this #winning
When is the media going to ask him why the US has lost manufacturing jobs every month since his "Liberation Day"?
When will they ask what happened to the #NewGoldenAge we were promised?
What happened to the "economy is going to be running strong in the second half" promises?
Right @cnn.com?
Living under the #newgoldenage stinks
#NewGoldenAge in America
I was really looking forward to that new factory job putting tiny screws into things...
I guess I better check with that new banana plantation and see how soon they'll be hiring fruit pickers