More new rules for 2026:
School socials, not school shootings
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More new rules for 2026:
Beach blankets, not beach bullets.
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More new rules for 2026:
More Ahmed Al Ahmed, less Jake Paul.
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More new rules for 2026:
Survive one school or active shooting, get excused from any other, ever again, for as long as you live.
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Take five minutes - put away whatever's on the floor. Just five minutes, just whatever you see that needs to get put away.
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Check your tire pressure.
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Find a local food pantry. Donate or volunteer ten hours this year.
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Give boomers a chance to come back to the light - it's okay to say 'yeah, we get it.' That's all anyone wants to hear right now.
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Less true crime, more true kindness.
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Normalize being an organ donor.
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Stop trying to shame me into a 20% tip - tell your boss to raise wages.
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If you must be rich, be Dolly Parton and Taylor Swift. Not Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk.
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6. Wash your hands every time. If you see someone leave the bathroom without washing their hands, give 'em a little 'washy-washy' signal with your hands. Let them know we see.
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5. Vote with your wallet, not with your mouth. If you're all fired up on Disney, I don't want to hear about your trip to Disneyland or your thoughts on the latest Disney project.
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4. If a little kid is playing with a toy phone and they hand it to you - I don't care how hard you are, how tough - YOU PICK UP THAT PHONE.
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3. If you're a late night host and you spend your days dunking on a celebrity or other famous person, you are banned from hosting them on your same show when they have something to plug. Pick a lane.
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2. For every video you post of yourself crying, you must also post a video of yourself comforting someone while they cry. And like, they have to be cool with it - don't slap Grandma and then video yourself comforting her.
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I don't want to wait until the last minute for this - let's start early to give ourselves time to think:
NEW RULES FOR 2026
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1. Restaurants can't serve with weird plates unless there's a safe 'n sane way for servers to get them to your table.
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