There once was a lawyer named Bondi
Upon whom the Tyrant looked fondly
Until one day, she did Trump betray
The First Felon said, “You’re fired, go away!”

#FiringSquadAt10
#NewsAt11
#ToddBlanche
#HasA”Y”chromasome

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I'm at a "staged concert" performance of Lionel Bart's OLIVER! The instrumentalists are warming up onstage, which sounds like a bunch of children were given meth and then let loose in a music store. If it doesn't cease soon, I'm gonna go full-ham on everyone with an oboe. #StayTuned #Newsat11

temporary holiday jobs appear, as if by magic, #newsat11

so capitalism is failing because of greed? #newsat11

Me: Yo pass the aux.
You: You'd better not play TV clips the morning before the Twin Towers were hit
Me: Dude, it's the greatest vaporwave album in the medium's history
You: Yeah ok
#vaporwave #NewsAt11 #YouTube #music #CatCorp
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How are Miller, Putin and Vance managing the Presidents dementia? #newsat11

#behold:
‘ #RandomDude living in a tent’ declares how #Women don’t live up to HIS #Expectations of Women…
#NewsAt11

#FailedArtist became a #fascist #RichWhite #POS with #skeletons in his closet

#NewsAt11

I am amongst my people.

#NewsAt11

Pretty #racist thinks she’s untouchable

#NewsAt11

…and the women who love them. #newsat11

#WDEFWeather #News12Weather - Expected overnight lows into Friday morning. Early bargain shoppers should be bundled up against the pre-dawn chill.

More forecast details tonight on @wdefnews12.bsky.social #NewsAt11 and online at wdef.com/weather

OMG, a young person beat an old man! #NewsAt11 #Sarcasm

non-GPL3/free-software services (eg Twitter) change the rules #newsat11 #yougetwhatyoudontpayfor