Reform to fund pensions triple lock with ‘biggest benefits bill cut in history’ Move will be seen as a victory for Reform’s high-profile defection from the Conservatives Robert Jenrick

#NigelMirage going after the Tory OAP vote after previously saying it was unaffordable!

I love #RectumUK ‘s long -term policies.

It’s almost as though they are simply “Made up”

Oh, sorry…..yes they are.

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#NigelMirage making the easy mistake that Westminster == Scotland

He probably thought he was in Clacton.

#NigelMirage ‘s cheerleaders.

Give me a “C”…..

You boy….

Has #NigelMirage had to sack another #RectumUK councillor today because he or she is a racist Twat?

#RectumUK ‘s world beating vetting process has just been released…..

…..now I understand!

#NigelMirage
#FarageRiots

Nigel Farage’s farming adviser calls for wheat prices to double Exclusive: critics warn Reform UK use of trade policy would increase food costs amid cost-of-living crisis

Outstanding….. #RectumUK confuse Wheat prices with Council Tax increases!

…..they simply haven’t got a “Scooby”

#NigelMirage
#FarageRiots
#GriftersGrift

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How is #NigelMirage going to continually bombard us with “False Narratives” on his social media sites when the Ayatollah turns off the lights in the UK.

He’ll have to outsource his operation to Moscow!

Sorry…..I forgot, he’s already there!

Reform candidate in Wales steps down after apparent Nazi salute Party announces Corey Edwards’ decision to quit Senedd election campaign on grounds of mental health

Yet another member of #NigelMirage ‘s elite Master-race candidates falls through the cracks of #RectumUK ‘s “World beating vetting system”…..same old, same old!

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

They should have used #NigelMirage as a background picture…

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Oh folks, looks like it's Tom Skinner as Deform's representative on #BBCQT from Clacton tonight. 😂🍿

(No #NigelMirage of course)

Reform MPs Storm Out Of Commons As Farage Calls PM 'Waste Of Space' "They obviously realised they're absolutely snookered!" Starmer said.

I see that #NigelMirage left the HoC today to take up his regular seat up in the “Visitors” balcony.

It seems as though he and his merry “Flag-Shagging” minions left because #FreeGearKeir didn’t answer his question.

It’s PM’s question time…..NOT answering time!

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UK armed forces authorised to board Russian tankers in British waters Prime minister approves tougher action against shadow fleet of oil vessels attempting to evade sanctions

#FreeGearKeir doing a #DonnyDiaper by taking somebody else’s Oil.

That’ll annoy #BadEnoch and #NigelMirage no end…..CARRY ON!

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Overseas political funding capped and crypto donations blocked in blow to Reform UK Legislation subject to MPs’ approval but will be backdated due to urgency of threat to UK democracy, says minister

Oh dear, how sad….nevermind!

#NigelMirage
#PlasticPatriot
#Grifter

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Reform UK suspends mayoral candidate over comments on Jewish group Chris Parry referred to members of neighbourhood watch group as ‘cosplayers’ after ambulance arson attack

When Chris Parry said David Lammy should “go home” to the Caribbean….that signals to me that black people are an easy target for #RectumUK

But it seems, say anything about white Jewish people, then that’s a bridge too far…..even for #NigelMirage

#PlasticPatriot

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Reminds me of #NigelMirage and his voting record in the European Parliament….

Reform mayoral candidate likens Jewish community group to ‘Islamists on horseback’ Chris Parry describes Shomrim members as ‘cosplayers’ hours after arson attack in north London

Here we go again …..another one of #NigelMirage ‘s world beating vetted candidates .

Where does he get them all from…..same old, same old.

#PlasticPatriot

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

‘Anyone but Labour’ or ‘anyone but Reform’? Clash of animosities likely to define May local elections While Labour braces for a rout that could see off Starmer, a rising drive to keep out Farage is complicating expectations

Are the Tories on a comeback or is “Green@ the colour?

#NigelMirage now generates as much ill feeling across the country as Keir Starmer…Wow!

Polling now has #RectumUK with their “Flag-Shagging Racists” rather than Labour, as the most unpopular political party.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Q: Did someone mention a “World beating vetting process”….

A: Yes, it was #NigelMirage

Q: That means the process is “Bullshit” ?

A: Correct…..it’s “Bullshit”!

#NigelMirage 😂😂😂 can't stop laughing at that one

Sadiq Khan urges Labour to campaign on rejoining EU at next election Mayor of London says returning to EU now more desirable because of economic instability caused by Donald Trump

I totally agree…..maybe the only way they are going to win.
The Greens and the Lib Dems would be on-board, so that’ll mean a straight fight with #NigelMirage and the Tories in the opposite corner!

#Rejoin

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Farage called for release of Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs and praised effort to free drug trafficker Reform UK leader was paid to make remarks about imprisoned rapper and ex-Honduran president in Cameo videos

I didn’t realise #NigelMirage liked Diddy’s music……it’s amazing what money will do to a person

#GriftersGrift

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Lee Anderson filmed paid-for Cameo videos at parliament in possible rules breach Reform MP made Valentine’s Day clips for platform despite previous warning about commercial filming

30p Lee jumping on #NigelMirage ‘s bandwagon….

#GriftersGrift

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/ng-i...

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Whatever he / they say or do, just makes me want to…..

#NigelMirage
#PlasticPatriot
#GriftersGrift

I wonder if Cameron, Johnson and #NigelMirage and watching this….they should!

I think he did all of his Clacton posts when he was canvassing, so if he won he wouldn’t have to go back. #nigelmirage

Clacton’s MP doesn’t actually live in Clacton……shock, horror!!

But hey, if the public want to vote for #NigelMirage and his “merry band of racist flag-shaggers”……dreaming of having “Trump 2.0”, private healthcare, double digit inflation, a run on the pound and riots…..carry on!

#PlasticPatriot

At least now we know what 'woke' actually is. I couldn't give a toss about beavernotes so presumably I'm not very woke.

I do however feel that #NigelMirage should be peeled and sprayed with lemon juice hourly.

Which also doesn't sound very woke.

‘I have never seen anything like it’: MP warns of rise in extreme views on race and identity Health minister Zubir Ahmed says new definition of anti-Muslim hostility could be a turning point as he tells of Islamophobic abuse

Can we now jail #NigelMirage and all his “Flag-shagging” supporters….

www.theguardian.com/news/2026/ma...

If I thought it would give #NigelMirage a fatal aneurysm I'd put Clarkson on there.

That's what you get when you ghost #NigelMirage when he comes to visit.

Yeah, that showed the orange eejit proper good