Mindfulness app that reminds you to post about being present in the moment

Just disrupted Buddhism. My new app 'Zen-Gagement' vibrates your phone until you post a selfie of your inner peace. If you don't stream your silence, does it even make a sound? 🧘‍♂️📱 Monetizing the Now. #QuantumCalm #NirvanaMetrics #InfluencerProducts