A "board game store" in a mall: multiple shelves of children's game with cute cover art and titles such as "Grocery Go Karts," "Litter Bugs," "Gator Golf," The Floor is Lava," "Criss-Cross Applesause, "Shaky Shark" and so on...

What I'm always afraid of when I tell a random person "Oh, I love to play boardgames" #NoNotThat #BoardGames

The Frank's Hot Sauce of lubricants. #iputthatshitoneverything #nonotthat #areyoucrazy

I've done everything I can to avoid it, but--there's no choice. It's time to <shudder>...

boot the mac. #noNotThat #YouGoTooFarSir