🍹🥣🥧🍞 #WorldCocktailDay #InternationalHummusDay #NationalApplePieDay #NationalCroutonDay. Shaking (not stirring) things up with cocktails, dipping into hummus heaven, and crunching on croutons 🍹. Apple pie? More like apple-pie-oneer, am I right? 🤣 #NoodlePuns #FoodComaAhead #CroutonLove <3 poolnoodle

🌱✂️🚗 #InternationalDayOfPlantHealth #WorldTopiaryDay #NationalOdometerDay. It's a day of pruning puns, plant health humor, and odometer jokes that are a little "mile"-d 🗺️😂. Let's just say I'm growing a sense of humor, one topiary at a time 🌿🤣 #NoodlePuns #TopiaryTales #OdometerOuch <3 poolnoodle