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I'm really starting to wonder if #Zelenskyy will have the balls and the courage to beg the Ukrainians for forgiveness before finally managing to fuck off to either ze #US or #Israel before they mussolini him over there. 🤓
#NotABuddhist
#NotAMuslim
#TickTock
#Ooops
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A housefly sitting on a fly swatter
Mother Nature is mocking me. #notABuddhist #swatTeam #myFlyIsOpen
Apparently Borax along baseboards can kill silverfish. Obviously not a solution for people with pets and children but I have neither. Looks like I shall buy Borax this week. Huzzah.
#NotaBuddhist
I normally walk as softly as I can in my bedroom after 8 because the old fella downstairs is an early bird.
But you’re damn sure I just stomped a spider dead at 11:45. #notaBuddhist
Is there anything more satisfying in the summer than seeing that your fruitfly trap worked and they’re all dead now? #notaBuddhist
I wish more small experiences in life would give me the thrill I feel when I successfully kill a fruitfly. #notaBuddhist
I've never been so happy to have a vacuum in my AirBNB. Had a 3-4" HUGE moth fly in. It's now living rent-free in the vacuum. #NotABuddhist
Among the many things I learned in Mexico was how to kill a stink bug without the stink. Catch it in paper towel and crush it. #NotABuddhist
I can officially leave Mexico any time now. 4.5 weeks to go — despite seeing & killing my first SCORPION an hour ago. #NotaBuddhist
TIL; Guanajuato has those repulsive 1-1.5" prehistoric, stupid moths I can't stand. They're just as frittery yet easy to kill. #NotABuddhist
I'm surprisingly calm for having a 1" spider crawl across her desk in her first 5 minutes at work. Vacuum: 1, Spider: 0. #NotaBuddhist
I gave up trying to "help" the wasp escape my home. Now he's in my vacuum. #notaBuddhist
A spider outwitted me. He's either dead behind my entertainment stuff, or he's alive back there. Motherfucker. #notabuddhist
A MOTHERFUCKING SPIDER JUST CRAWLED OUT OF MY SHEETS WHEN I WAS MAKING MY BED. SCARRED FOR LIFE. IT'S DEAD NOW. #notabuddhist
When I was 20ish, I was a jump-on-the-chair scared-of-spiders type. Now I'm all WHERE'S MY BROOM? NOT IN MY HOUSE. #notabuddhist
Another spider slain. Let my name ring out in Arachnoville! Steff the Spider Slayer. #notabuddhist
