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POLL:
What would a civilised Prime Minister do?
A) POUR PETROL ON THE FLAMES
Bomb Syria
Kill Syrians
Motivate terrorists
B) POUR WATER ON THE FLAMES
Extend the hand of peace
Welcome Syrian refugees
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Here are some reasons to bomb Syria...
💣 Arms dealers' profits
💣 Contractors' profits
💣 Banks' profits
💣 Stock values will rise
💣 It's great advertising for the London Arms Fair
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TORY / BLAIRITE LOGIC...
They might have WMDs?
💣 Bomb 'em!
They probably don't have WMDs?
💣 Bomb 'em!
They might have used chemical weapons?
💣 Bomb 'em!
They probably didn't use chemical weapons?
💣 Bomb 'em!
We don't have any money?
💣 Bomb 'em!!!
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