Photo of sign on an office door: "Please Note: Carol is NOT here today. All I can tell you is, 'I have no idea.' — Pastor Chris"

POV:
You're on the new job; it's day 3; and the admin assistant is out of the office for a life celebration.
#DontAskMe
#NotSureIWorkHereYet
#IHaveNoClue
#TryAgainTomorrow