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Of course.

The official Trump Propaganda Network strikes again.

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Small clump of white snowdrops in a patch of wet fallen leaves

Small clump of white snowdrops in a patch of wet fallen leaves

Spring is coming #Flowers #Nature #NotTheNews

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Sunrise from behind a low ridge. There is a row of trees in silhouette, some conifers but mostly leaf-less broadleafs with their bare branches against the orange and blue sky. In the foreground is a frosty field with a few rays of sunlight raking across it.

Sunrise from behind a low ridge. There is a row of trees in silhouette, some conifers but mostly leaf-less broadleafs with their bare branches against the orange and blue sky. In the foreground is a frosty field with a few rays of sunlight raking across it.

Early dog walks have their advantages #Sunrise #NotTheNews

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Green-eyed tabby cat, looking a bit gormless, pink tongue poking out of her mouth

Green-eyed tabby cat, looking a bit gormless, pink tongue poking out of her mouth

Derpy cat doing a blep #NotTheNews

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Time to relax, listen to some TV and stitch down the binding on this quilt.

...much better for my soul than the insanity in the outside world.

#quilting
#timetorelax
#stitching
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That hashtag was supposed to be #notthenews but I suppose Northeners as well as #Southerners will like the photo. How about #Midwestern #California #pacificnorthwest #Texas #floridaman

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FORT KNOX GOLD TO BE USED FOR "MOST PATRIOTIC STATUE EVER" AI Statue Depiction Byline: Iris Penumbra | Independent Journalist - Irony Ink News | April 1, 2025   In a late-night Truth Social rant, Tru...

ironyink.blogspot.com/2025/04/fort... #satire #irony #MakeAutocracyAbsurdAgain #NotTheNews

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Junk journalism, mimics The Mail. This is news?
#TheMirror = #DailyMail
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#kdrama
I am really enjoying Vagabond, on Netflix

#entertainment
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If Real news.. is fake news.. and fake news now looks like the real news.. does that mean The Onion is the fake real news? #NotTheNews

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#wordle #brainwork #notthenews

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Meghan: Will new Netflix show With Love work for Duchess of Sussex rebrand? The Duchess of Sussex appears to be embarking on a new era in her glossy new Netflix show.

A new #Netflix show portrays Megan Sussex as a life blogger. #NotTheNews asked experts if the rebrand will work.

“Almost certainly not” said one. “But if all else fails, at least Megan is pencilled in to play #LaraCroft in the next instalment of the movie franchise”.

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How to keep warm in cold weather when budgets are squeezed A cold snap across the UK comes just as energy prices have risen, so here are a few tips to help you keep warm.

#NotTheNews offers these tips for staying warm this winter when energy costs are high:

1. Siphon gas from your neighbour

2. Siphon gas from your other neighbour

3. Sleep at your neighbour’s. Note, this may involve initiating a short-term affair

4. Sell a kidney

5. Sell a neighbour’s kidney

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Not The News at Ten. 🕙Humbug Radio’s deeply inaccurate, non-topical news show hosted by Richard Cray.

Everything you need to know at humbugradio.co.uk or on our App.

#HumbugRadio #InternetRadio #FakeNews #NotTheNews #GenX #Comedy

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Not the News at 10 has all the tidbits you need to know. A deeply inaccurate, non-topical news show hosted by our very own Richard Cray. Tune in at 10!

On Android, IOS, Alexa or online at humbugradio.co.uk.

#RadioApp #HumbugRadio #InaccurateNews #ComedySegement #NotTheNews

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Legal cannabis: Inside the UK's first fully licensed facility The BBC is given exclusive access inside the UK's first fully approved and licensed medical cannabis facility.

#NotTheNews has been granted exclusive access to a top secret medicinal cannabis factory in the UK.

"We have hundreds of CCTV cameras around the place - all infrared," a spokesman told us. “By the way, do you have anything to eat? I’m like so hungry right now, dude”.

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In shocking news, RFK died of listeria + salmonella + measles + covid + bird flu + polonium today. "We expected him to follow the latest fashion, falling out a window", his family said. #NotTheNews

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In sad news today, #trump died of gout today before he saw the massive gains for his stock price due to the return to slavery in the US. #NotTheNews

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In shocking news today, #trump was depressed by the ratings for his new reality program, Survivor. "The government is run by 3 billionaires, their masseurs, greenkeepers and chauffeurs", he said. Its super efficient. What more do the poors want? #NotTheNews #TrumpLiesAllTheTime

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In shocking news today, #trump was delayed on his way to golf by a non-violent protest in Times Square (aka Tiananmen Square). 50 000 people were shot by trump's personal militia & placed in a mass grave. This news will not be released in the US, as there are doubts about who wonat golf. #NotTheNews

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In shocking news today, a nonviolent protest, codenamed "Gandhi", the stock prices of #musk, #murdoch and #bezos went to 0. Half the US population put adblockers on their phones. They also subscribed or donated to genuine news outlets. How can a poor billionaire make a decent crust? #NotTheNews

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In shocking news today, many trumpies in the US woke up to their phones barking out orders to them to do callisthenics and eat cabbage soup for breakfast. Much confusion. "We didn't know we were going straight to the 1984 scenario. It wasnt in Project25" they said. #NotTheNews #TrumpLiesAllTheTime

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In shocking news today, #Elon expressed horror when people dissed his new logo for X. Many people said they liked the old, subtle logo more. Why change it to the obvious logo, a #swastika? #NotTheNews #TrumpLiesAllTheTime

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In shocking news today, fans of the cult TV show #Blakes7 were shocked to hear evil Space Empress Servalan was actually played by #musk. In drag. Who knew? No surprise, though that most people were slaves on distant planets, and the Earth was ruined. #NotTheNews #TrumpLiesAllTheTime

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In shocking news today, the US billionaires threw their accountants on the scrapheap. Why pay people to fudge the numbers to get the billionaires' taxes down to 0? Sheer waste when #trump says they are exempt from tax. The poors will do the heavy lifting to fund his military displays. #NotTheNews

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In shocking news today, the US population went down by 25%, as people started hiding in cupboards to avoid the arrival of #trump's Gestapo. The descendants of Anne Frank are quoted as saying sadly "No one thinks it will happen to them". #NotTheNews #TrumpLiesAllTheTime

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