some asshole tried to leave a book about ai in my lil free library. #NotTodaySatan

Anyone posting an April Fool’s joke today isn’t seeing heaven….

#nottodaysatan

That was fast...
Peppy has been reserved by a New Hope Partner 🥳🎉

#NYCACC #NotTodaySatan

Sometimes, it’s better to say nothing at all to avoid problems. Keeping your opinion to yourself may keep the peace in certain situations. 😉💯 #mythoughts #mywords #justsaying #silence #peace #keepingitreal #writer #prose #nottodaysatan #realtalk #qotd

#EarlyAMWorkout #Superman #NotTodaySatan

My kink is asking phone scammers ridiculous questions until they hang up on me 💅

#NotTodaySatan #BlessYourHeart #Scammers #ExtendedWarranty

Today I received a letter letting me know a company I never heard of had a cyber attack and my information may have been compromised. They offered me free credit monitoring . All I have to do is provide to them is all the information they need to steal my identity. #NotTodaySatan or maybe Elon???

Be sure to have your own relationship with God. Don’t depend on all church leaders, as some of them aren’t living the holy life. Be you, be strong, be prayerful, and enjoy your life! 😉💯🙏🏽 #mythoughts #mywords #justsaying #hypocrites #nottodaysatan #haiku #writer #church #prayer #bestrong #qotd

#FuckCancer #NotTodaySatan

Donald Trump Just Posted An Incredibly Racist Video Depicting Barack And Michelle Obama As Apes Y'all's president is racist. Period.

Trump Posted A VERY Racist Video Depicting Barack And Michelle Obama As Apes www.buzzfeed.com/alexalisitza... #wtf #nottodaysatan #ikyfl

Mamka ví, že mám komplikované vztahy s mými bratry a pošle mi tohle? Dělá si ze mě prdel? 😂 #NotTodaySatan

TikTok - Make Your Day

When it’s almost con crunch

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"Because you played Dead by Daylight" it recommends I install Valorant

Begone, demon! 😨✝️
#DeadbyDaylight #DBD #Valorant #NotTodaySatan

@africanacarr.bsky.social
@karenhunter.bsky.social
@katiephang.bsky.social

#NotTodaySATAN

a stuffed animal is laying on a couch with a pink blanket and a pillow . ALT: a stuffed animal is laying on a couch with a pink blanket and a pillow .

A cold is trying to catch me y’all. #NotTodaySatan

#birds #wild #wildlife #silly #funny #nottodaysatan

I don't believe that many people tried to sign into my fb, but they blocked them, and I should sign into whatever blah blah blah 6 d 7 #NotTodaySatan

And to that I say, #nottodaySatan
Thou shall not have #Agartha!

A bumper sticker showing silhouettes of characters from Netflix’s The Sandman, and the words, “Not Today Lucifer.”

Your daily reminder to #RESIST the regime. #NotTodaySatan

Ewwwwww. What an ugly bitch. She did you a favor. #goodriddance #byefelicia #nottodaysatan

C'mon evangelicals. Can't we have our sports at least without you trying to push your ideology on everyone at all times? Stop it. Preachy doesn't work, kindness goes a helluva long way instead. #evangelicals #nottodaysatan #freeESPN

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When I let students choose the number of the day, I wasn't surprised that 67 was chosen. I was, however, surprised today when a student used 666.
#nottodaysatan
#roblox
#Idontthinkitmeanswhatyouthinkitmeans

#BlackSky #JasmineCrockett #NotTodaySatan

You spelled pick wrong....needs a "r"

#NotTodaySatan 😂

They All need to skip rock, so to say.

I regret to inform @acmechen99.bsky.social that I have reported their spam ass.

What a bunch of losers.

#Bluesky
#Spam
#NotTodaySatan

El Love Bombing es como el Playback. El individuo hacer ver que le gustas y tú haces ver que te lo crees. #NotTodaySatan 😎 ¡Buenos días cachorretes! 🐺

spending $100 on stuff that will embarrass me to death if the neighboring business receives my packages 💦 #packagewatch #vigilance #nottodaysatan

Keep Moving Forward ♥️

Exactly!!!
Fighting mode 💪🏻
1st round of Immunotherapy for Robert this morning. It’s a great day to roll up our sleeves to begin fighting this cancer.
#Strength
#Courage
#NotTodaySatan

Oh wait, California must have been forgetting the new rule, MAGA can do whatever the fuck they like but everyone else can’t

#Yeah,Idon’tthinkso
#NottodaySatan