Few people remember the mid-1990s collaboration Richard Bachman and John Feinstein:
The harrowing account of a golf game with a semi-indinite number of holes, where any player falling more than 3 strokes behind loses their life, until only one remains.
TITLE: A Long Walk Spoiled […]
During the height of the dispute, Shadowy Men released the official statement:
"You find yourself boxing with a god, you best bow out."
In reaponse, MTV News quoted Richie Ranchero as shouting:
"The Huevosaurus bows to no one!"
2/2
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@chgowiz
Just had the intrusive shitpost thought that the former Soviet Union, not to be outdone by capitalist swine, of course had its own knockoff version of the Nutty Buddy, with a name that roughly translates as "Comrade Legume".
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Wife (6:19am): Girl child sick. Staying home. Bog child bringing T Pass after he finished his banana. Me (6:20am): I fear the Bog Child. Wife (6:22am): Bog Child is on the move. Me (6:25am): Bog Child has arrived. 😬
Wife and I discussing our kids' progress in getting ready, as I wait in the car to take them to school.
Sometimes a simple typo can become the seed for a rich new vein of familial mythology.
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Detail from a medieval illumination of a naked figure riding a snail while holding a small banner and a golden leaf or branch.
@medieval_illuminations
"Get back on the snail" - To resume an activity that didn't previously cause one difficulty or injury.
"He who rides a snail, always can dismount."
~ lyric from Patsy Ann Noble's 1967 followup to 'He who Rides A Tiger'.
"Ride the snail! […]
[Original post on dice.camp]
Image of a starfish. A yellow-orange creature with five thick, finger-length appendages in a roughly radially symmetrical formation.
A brittle star. This one is brownish. It has five long, serpentine limbs extending from a central pentagonal hub in a roughly radially symmetrical formation.
Zoology hot take:
Brittle stars are just starfish (sea stars) which have made their way through the Amigara Fault.
mediachomp.com/the-enigma-of-amigara-fa...
#Biology #Zoology #Echinoderms #BodyHorror #Starfish #BrittleStars #JunjiIto #Manga #AmigaraFault #Humor #NotionalReality
Notional metal band:
Power Dowager
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Notional organization:
"Vaudeville, Not Landfill" - A recycling and charitable concern, similar to Goodwill, but focusing on redistribution of straw boater hats, decorative canes, outdated comedic patter, and the like.
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Proposed new competitor for Build-A-Bear:
Ne Plush Ultra
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