Pen and ink drawing, done very badly, of Santa sitting on a stool playing a guitar and singing. The song lyrics are: SANTA’S LAMENT (Please Stop Buying Stupid Shit) C Em Dm G7/G You got to have the latest iPhone and electric motor scooter And a coffee mug with your name on it and a new computer And an X-box to play fortnight / And a Hello Kitty nightlight And fifteen Marvel t-shirts from that Ali Babba site All your Funk-o-pops still in the box increase in worth without a doubt And Lego sets you put together once and then forgot about Your Pokeman and Yu Gi Oh are perfect mint condition cause you never open up the packs or play the games you mention! CHORUS – C Am F/G C Why can’t you please stop buying stupid shit!? Oh…all I really want is your love. Lulu Lemon yoga leggings nice and soft through which to fart! You’re sleeping in your SpongeBob jammies that you got online at Wal-Mart. Smart watch! Dumb watch! Your bling is only plated. And you bought it all on line because they said it’s five-star rated! Your car must have some decals and a holder for your booze You need a cell phone charger dashboard Jesus, passion fruit perfume Deodorizer Batman windshield cover / dashboard camera holder With an extra blue-tooth speaker that a guy on FaceBook sold ya. I saw it on my TikTok page the next sensation all the rage Said “Get yours now I don’t care how, they’re wonderful for any age!” The price is cheap, I guarantee! No warranty! No cruelty! It’s two for one so use the code! And buy it now, it’s yours. It’s sold! CHORUS – C Am F/G C Why can’t you please stop buying stupid shit!? Oh…all I really want is your love. BRIDGE A toy to teach computer coding, friendship bracelet braiding kit Nintendo switch 2 pro controller with a joy-con charging grip! And all the One-Piece action figures, Robo Raptor that can munch A fidget spinner and a board game for the family to play once. A set of drums a ukulele so I can start my own band and Downloa…
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Santa Claus picks up the guitar and tells you what he really thinks.
Song: "Santa's Lament"
Lyrics in the alt-text,
Song on Band Camp: thenullhypothesis.bandcamp.com/track/santas...
