Milky Way Rebrands as Oat Milk Galaxy to Stay Trendy The galaxy formerly known as the Milky Way goes lactose-free in a desperate attempt to impress Gen Z and baristas. Earth isn’t thrilled.

Milky Way rebrands as Oat Milk Galaxy to attract Gen Z & baristas.

Earth’s not handling it well. Moon’s wearing sunglasses indoors. Galactic chaos, oat foam everywhere.

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